Don't lie to Kids

Date: 24-05-2010 3:03 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Dallas Zainab
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- at 24-05-2010 03:03 PM (11 years ago)
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A guy is sunbathing Nood at d beach. A little gurl comes up to him, so he covers his privates wiv a newspaper. D little girl says, "What's under there? D man says, "A Bird." D gurl goes away nd d man falls asleep. He wakes up in a hospital nd in gr8 pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, nd d Dr. asks, "Do u remember wt hppend?" D man answers, "I dnt noe . I was at d beach nd i fell asleep after talking to a litle girl," D polilceman says, " I asked her wat hppnd? She said, I didnt do anythin to d man, bt while he was sleeping, I played wiv his bird. Den it spit at me!...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, nd smashed its two little eggs!" lolz PLZ DONT LIE TO KIDS!!!![/font]

Posted: at 24-05-2010 03:03 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- colenzo at 24-05-2010 04:14 PM (11 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-05-2010 04:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 24-05-2010 04:29 PM (11 years ago)
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good for him
Posted: at 24-05-2010 04:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emaya at 24-05-2010 04:49 PM (11 years ago)
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dat kin9 small girl
Posted: at 24-05-2010 04:49 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 24-05-2010 07:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahaha...That little BRAT must be a devil
Posted: at 24-05-2010 07:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- sunnyvidic at 24-05-2010 10:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahahaha. 2 little eggs
Posted: at 24-05-2010 10:55 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 25-05-2010 11:58 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin
haha! pls simply call a dick a  dick...lol
Posted: at 25-05-2010 11:58 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 12:02 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahaha...too  Fuuunnnyyy and BAD for my liking...
That kid must be the DEVIL'S ADVOCATE...
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 25-05-2010 12:08 PM (11 years ago)
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then dont call it dick, call it its real name.
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 12:16 PM (11 years ago)
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you call the name since you know am?
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 25-05-2010 12:18 PM (11 years ago)
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P
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 25-05-2010 12:23 PM (11 years ago)
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chai! d tin get so many names o...u fit call am RAMBO
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 12:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Na MANPOWER...
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Abiodun2009 at 25-05-2010 12:57 PM (11 years ago)
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lolz dnt blame d gurl its nt her fault!!!!
Posted: at 25-05-2010 12:57 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 01:01 PM (11 years ago)
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you say wetin? Na him be say na your fault...you dey support bad thing
Posted: at 25-05-2010 01:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 25-05-2010 01:22 PM (11 years ago)
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buh  y  d girl  no put d bird 4 inside her mouth?
Posted: at 25-05-2010 01:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ify4life at 25-05-2010 01:33 PM (11 years ago)
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good for him
Posted: at 25-05-2010 01:33 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 25-05-2010 02:07 PM (11 years ago)
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ok...
Posted: at 25-05-2010 02:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abiodun2009 at 25-05-2010 02:08 PM (11 years ago)
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lolz aint supportn bad thing is d man fault should v tell d gurl d truth!lwkd
Posted: at 25-05-2010 02:08 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- mrvoue at 25-05-2010 04:06 PM (11 years ago)
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wetin consign d  ghe sef?...ashewo at a tender age...mscheew
Posted: at 25-05-2010 04:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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