Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died Of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery,
spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O'Neil,
Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'


'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.


'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

hehehe

Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

nice one

Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

as u no like am nko? mcchheewww, poster u try jare

Posted: at 29-05-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

eeh yahh...

Posted: at 29-05-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

yeye dey worry the 3rd man

Posted: at 29-05-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

;-)

Posted: at 30-05-2010 10:09 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

you guys have no sense of humor. that was hilarious.......

Posted: at 31-05-2010 05:40 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Sure it was!!!

Posted: at 31-05-2010 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 9-06-2010 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac