God forbid

Date: 06-06-2010 4:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ademola
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- at 6-06-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour.

The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book;

 a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins.

The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets.

The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home.

When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why.

He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen!   Grin

Posted: at 6-06-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- moneyinbrakemi at 6-06-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha__the guy nor wan be father to a whole 14 thiefs
KUDOS 4 you
Posted: at 6-06-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 7-06-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Who go gree father 40 thieves ?

thanks sha
Posted: at 7-06-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 7-06-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on  6-06-2010 04:47 PM
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour.

The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book;

 a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins.

The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets.

The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home.

When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why.

He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen!   Grin


GOOD ONE.
Posted: at 7-06-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 7-06-2010 09:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Thank u sir !
Posted: at 7-06-2010 09:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 7-06-2010 11:13 PM (14 years ago)
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posted many times na
Posted: at 7-06-2010 11:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 12:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  7-06-2010 11:13 PM
posted many times na
WHERE?
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 8-06-2010 12:23 PM (14 years ago)
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lol.
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- egbule at 12-06-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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sorry oo is no aladin and the fourty thives
Posted: at 12-06-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 13-06-2010 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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yeye dey worry somebody for this forum
Posted: at 13-06-2010 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenyawest at 13-06-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 13-06-2010 03:00 PM
yeye dey worry somebody for this forum
who?
Posted: at 13-06-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-06-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster nice one
Posted: at 14-06-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 14-06-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- talkandsave at 14-06-2010 09:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 14-06-2010 04:35 PM
thanks
YOU ARE WELCOME.
 Wink Wink
Posted: at 14-06-2010 09:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 15-06-2010 12:05 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 15-06-2010 12:05 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 16-06-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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merci y'll
Posted: at 16-06-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 16-06-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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old story
Posted: at 16-06-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 16-06-2010 07:16 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one poster
Posted: at 16-06-2010 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terdue at 16-06-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago)
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sharp man
Posted: at 16-06-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ejovi at 17-06-2010 01:04 AM (14 years ago)
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Cool.
lol
Posted: at 17-06-2010 01:04 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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