FAMILY HISTORY

Date: 06-06-2010 10:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Joey
- at 6-06-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. "Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"

Posted: at 6-06-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- talkandsave at 7-06-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  6-06-2010 10:43 PM
One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. "Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"

ABBIOO
Posted: at 7-06-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Maxodus at 7-06-2010 09:29 PM (14 years ago)
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The girl na sabi sabi
Posted: at 7-06-2010 09:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Maxodus on  7-06-2010 09:29 PM
The girl na sabi sabi
WHO TRAIN THE GIRL?
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Maxodus at 8-06-2010 12:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Na her mama
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 8-06-2010 12:57 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 8-06-2010 01:05 AM (14 years ago)
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na u post am?
Posted: at 8-06-2010 01:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 03:10 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  8-06-2010 01:05 AM
na u post am?
NO AJANNI POST AM.
Posted: at 8-06-2010 03:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 8-06-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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the girl is more smarter than the mother could imagine
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 06:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: belindajustins on  8-06-2010 12:28 PM
the girl is more smarter than the mother could imagine
That type of smartness carry stout come.
Posted: at 8-06-2010 06:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 8-06-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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small stout?
Posted: at 8-06-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 8-06-2010 11:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  8-06-2010 10:27 PM
small stout?
YES SMALL LIKE AJANNI PEE PEE.
Posted: at 8-06-2010 11:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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