Marriage!

> When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
> than to let him keep her.
> Lee Majors................................CORRECT
>
> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
> coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
> together.
> Al Gore......................................4RM EXPERIENCE, but now dey couldn't face each other any longer...getting divorce now!
>
> By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
> happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
> Socrates........................................NOT BAD
>
> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
> achieving them.
> Mike Tyson.....................................YEA, especially wen u a womaniser and a rapist.
>
> The great question... which I have not been able to
> answer... is, "What does a woman want?
> George Clooney..............................YOUR WEALTH AND CONTROL OVER U
>
> I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
> with me.
> Bill Clinton........................................YEA YEA..to remind u that u phyuked up once, call it reminder paragraph
>
> "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take
> time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
> candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes
> Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
> George W. Bush.................................after missing being an alcoholic
>
> "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
> years."
> Rudy Giuliani..........................................hmmmm....must have trained under the best, so u must b a freelancer now
>
> "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
> than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
> Michael Jordan.........................................YEA YEA...if u end up with wrong package or bad deal
>
> "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me
> and the second one didn't." The third gave me more
> children!
> Donald Trump.............................................u r very lucky u didnt end up with a lych
>
> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
> 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
> 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
> Shaquille O'Neal..........................................which ever way u loose
>
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is
> to forget it once...
> Kobe Bryant...................................................after the hell experience of 4gotten it d first time
>
> You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted
> to.
> David Hasselhoff................................................like being an incurable alcoholic
>
> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
> Alec Baldwin........................................................and become unhappy
>
> A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
> Barack Obama......................................................and also when he is wrong too
>
> Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
> Tommy Lee............................................................even makes love to the enemy too
>
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
> Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the
> same thing: "You can have mine."
> Brad Pitt..................................................................do u think he meant it?
>
> First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
> Jimmy Kimmel.........................................................can't wait for her to become angel too, the earlier d better. somebody is having a sleepless nite
>
> "Honey, what happened to 'ladies first'?" Husband replies,
> "That's the reason why the world's a mess today, because a
> lady went first!"
> David Letterman......................................................are we ever gonna get our bearing again
>
> "First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring,
> then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
> Jay Leno...................................................................the final is a certificate...............for divorce!
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