A professor at the one University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said Goats."
Posted: at 21-06-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chummyli at 21-06-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) (f)
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Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 21-06-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
may be all the other students were responding to the questions as goats and not as ghosts as well
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 22-06-2010 09:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
that is y many students fail in class 2day .they think the teacher said one tin main while he mean smtin else 
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