Three Pastors talked on how the share offerings after sunday service

Date: 28-09-2008 9:13 pm (16 years ago) | Author: zika Angel
- at 28-09-2008 09:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian-were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they recieved after each sunday service.

"I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air", said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the ones He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!"

Posted: at 28-09-2008 09:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- zie85er at 30-09-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago)
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lmao...good one there
Posted: at 30-09-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago)
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greedy naija
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvlykristie at 8-11-2008 04:19 PM (16 years ago)
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who say naija no get sense?
Posted: at 8-11-2008 04:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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you want make God konk (knock) the pastor head?
Posted: at 8-11-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 06:13 PM (16 years ago)
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God no go vex.. dat means say he no want to give God something.. what a greedy Man. and mind you, Naija men are the best.. we are not greedy... we are generous and we love and care people. stop spoiling naija. talk about somalia, etopia, afghanistan, burundi... u got many to use ... thanks
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 06:44 PM (16 years ago)
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you wan tell me say you beta pass them?
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 06:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Well as u can see no one is perfect but Nigerians are good people ... we fear God and have good feelings tho little misunderstanding to earn self means... use other country... Lets respect our country like other cherish it...jokes apart
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 8-11-2008 06:51 PM (16 years ago)
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naijaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:51 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 07:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  8-11-2008 06:46 PM
Well as u can see no one is perfect but Nigerians are good people ... we fear God and have good feelings tho little misunderstanding to earn self means... use other country... Lets respect our country like other cherish it...jokes apart
that's what i call PATRIOTISM Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 8-11-2008 07:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 07:12 PM (16 years ago)
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y7eah u got it. lets be patriotic to our be loving country NIGERIA. proud to be a Nigerian... yeah we ruling the world... every sector of life... entertainment... religion... finance and many more fink bout tat... yeah
Posted: at 8-11-2008 07:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 26-09-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 26-09-2011 04:09 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-09-2011 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 26-09-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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posted before
Posted: at 26-09-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chiluvsky at 26-09-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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