Be strong, honey!

Date: 28-06-2010 3:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. as he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of the bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too...!"

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- moneyinbrakemi at 28-06-2010 07:24 PM (13 years ago)
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COPY CAT-----posted several times!
where on Earth have you been?
Posted: at 28-06-2010 07:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- fatun at 28-06-2010 08:11 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
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- monasea at 29-06-2010 08:58 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 x 20 sef
Posted: at 29-06-2010 08:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nu_bie at 30-06-2010 12:55 AM (13 years ago)
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dis is hillarious! selfcentredness...
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- esonu at 1-07-2010 09:33 AM (13 years ago)
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seen b/4
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