Boyfriend

Date: 29-06-2010 10:26 am (14 years ago) | Author: oladele
- at 29-06-2010 10:26 AM (14 years ago)
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A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.

The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door.

When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
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- Tuwha at 29-06-2010 10:48 AM (14 years ago)
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LOL...good punch line Smiley
Posted: at 29-06-2010 10:48 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 29-06-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-06-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 29-06-2010 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm u try, but 5yrs old too young for dat kin thing try make am old small
Posted: at 29-06-2010 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 29-06-2010 11:21 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahaha....@ Fede whats on ur mind?
Posted: at 29-06-2010 11:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nu_bie at 30-06-2010 12:19 AM (14 years ago)
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loll. d brat's spoilt d day 4 d minster... pls watch wat u tell ur kids
Posted: at 30-06-2010 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Umbrella at 30-06-2010 12:36 AM (14 years ago)
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lmao!
that was a good one
keep it up
Posted: at 30-06-2010 12:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- esonu at 1-07-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago)
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funny

Posted: at 1-07-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 5-07-2010 10:53 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-07-2010 10:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-07-2010 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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brb

Posted: at 5-07-2010 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- miramax at 5-07-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: monasea on 29-06-2010 08:42 PM
hmm u try, but 5yrs old too young for dat kin thing try make am old small
waitin u mean? na dem sabi pass u
Posted: at 5-07-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 5-07-2010 11:38 PM (14 years ago)
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funny....na innocent statement the 5yr old make, na ur old matured spoilt mind na im don see the other meaning of banging
Posted: at 5-07-2010 11:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 6-07-2010 07:45 AM (14 years ago)
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhEEEEEEEE
Posted: at 6-07-2010 07:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 8-07-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago)
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brb

Posted: at 8-07-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dread at 8-07-2010 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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it funny enough, take ur reward.... hhahahahahahahha
Posted: at 8-07-2010 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- plainheart at 8-07-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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funnie sha! Grin
Posted: at 8-07-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 8-07-2010 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 8-07-2010 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 12-07-2010 12:25 AM (14 years ago)
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funny keep trying
Posted: at 12-07-2010 12:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- BabangidaTukur at 14-07-2010 12:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Now this is what i call joke
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:01 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sweetnoxy at 14-07-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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