AYUBA bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
============ ========= ========= ====== AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
============ ========= ========= ========= === AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
============ ========= ========= ========= ==== AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
============ ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
============ ========= ========= ========= ==== AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'
============ ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
============ ========= ========= ========= ====== How do you recognize AYUBA in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
============ ========= ========= ========= ======== Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === AYUBA : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===== AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 6-07-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Kristiantus at 6-07-2010 01:23 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i no one adewale ayuba. hope its not him you're referring to?
Posted: at 6-07-2010 01:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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