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Quote from: diplomatik on 6-07-2010 04:23 PM lol i dey my dear..soon goin to work whats up? ![]() "THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
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Quote from: divineproject on 6-07-2010 04:26 PM Quote from: diplomatik on 6-07-2010 04:16 PM he pees standing... she sitting ![]() who said she cant pee standing kwanu? ![]() ![]() "THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
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Quote from: divineproject on 6-07-2010 04:26 PM Quote from: diplomatik on 6-07-2010 04:16 PM he pees standing... she sitting ![]() who said she cant pee standing kwanu? ![]() Quote from: Akpan01 on 6-07-2010 04:28 PM Quote from: diplomatik on 6-07-2010 04:23 PM lol i dey my dear..soon goin to work whats up? ![]() i'm here i can't go out..its too hot..so i'm stuck at home ![]() u've seen me right? ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 6-07-2010 02:56 PM It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology. Men and women can never combine (beautyanalysis.com) A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either. Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie. When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist. After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown. A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis. Many women worry about their looks when having sex. Women open bottles with bottle openers. A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around. Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them. Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle. If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing. THIS GIRL IS A VERY SPOLIT GIRL.CAN YOU IMAGIN THIS KIND QUESTION? SHE DON MAKE ME GO DE LOOK FOR DIFFERENCE NOW. JUST PRAY MAKE I NO WOUND.
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Quote from: diplomatik on 6-07-2010 04:29 PM Quote from: divineproject on 6-07-2010 04:26 PM Quote from: diplomatik on 6-07-2010 04:16 PM he pees standing... she sitting ![]() who said she cant pee standing kwanu? ![]() Quote from: Akpan01 on 6-07-2010 04:28 PM Quote from: diplomatik on 6-07-2010 04:23 PM lol i dey my dear..soon goin to work whats up? ![]() i'm here i can't go out..its too hot..so i'm stuck at home ![]() "THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
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One has pipe and the other has hole. ReplyWhen you smile at me, i can't help but feel loved.
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lol. Replywhat a difference!!! this is meczy.u shd always expect the ....
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one has banana and the other has tomatoe ReplyLife is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
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Plug and socket that incites a strong current Reply![]()
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lol Replydiff names for one thing. let say bomb and bullet when extracted this is meczy.u shd always expect the ....
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Quote from: eagleseyez on 7-07-2010 09:00 AM Plug and socket that incites a strong current ![]() lol Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
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sugar cane and honey pot:-P Reply"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
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mortar and pistol ReplyLife is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
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see differences ooooo.....na only that comparisom u na fit do.....anyway still on the DIFFERENCES ReplyA smile costs less dan electricity but gives more light 2 ur face!So always smile & prove dat u r d best tube... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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The differences between women and men are not only well-documented, but frequently at the heart of jokes, anecdotes, and good-natured (and not so good-natured) ribbing. Experts have discovered that there are actually differences in the way women’s and men’s brains are structured and in the way they react to events and stimuli. So the next time your wife, boyfriend, or parent starts telling you how you should have done something differently, then refer back to these big differences between men’s and women’s brains. Reply1. Human relationships. Women tend to communicate more effectively than men, focusing on how to create a solution that works for the group, talking through issues, and utilizes non-verbal cues such as tone, emotion, and empathy whereas men tend to be more task-oriented, less talkative, and more isolated. Men have a more difficult time understanding emotions that are not explicitly verbalized, while women tend to intuit emotions and emotional cues. These differences explain why men and women sometimes have difficulty communicating and why men-to-men friendships look different from friendships among women. 2. Left brain vs. both hemispheres. Men tend to process better in the left hemisphere of the brain while women tend to process equally well between the two hemispheres. This difference explains why men are generally stronger with left-brain activities and approach problem-solving from a task-oriented perspective while women typically solve problems more creatively and are more aware of feelings while communicating. 3. Mathematical abilities. An area of the brain called the inferior-parietal lobule (IPL) is typically significantly larger in men, especially on the left side, than in women. This section of the brain is thought to control mental mathematical ability, and probably explains why men frequently perform higher in mathematical tasks than do women. Interestingly, this is the same area of Einstein’s brain that was discovered to be abnormally large. The IPL also processes sensory information, and the larger right side in women allows them to focus on, "specific stimuli, such as a baby crying in the night." 4. Reaction to stress. Men tend to have a "fight or flight" response to stress situations while women seem to approach these situations with a "tend and befriend" strategy. Psychologist Shelley E. Taylor coined the phrase "tend and befriend" after recognizing that during times of stress women take care of themselves and their children (tending) and form strong group bonds (befriending). The reason for these different reactions to stress is rooted in hormones. The hormone oxytocin is released during stress in everyone. However, estrogen tends to enhance oxytocin resulting in calming and nurturing feelings whereas testosterone, which men produce in high levels during stress, reduces the effects of oxytocin. 5. Language. Two sections of the brain responsible for language were found to be larger in women than in men, indicating one reason that women typically excel in language-based subjects and in language-associated thinking. Additionally, men typically only process language in their dominant hemisphere, whereas women process language in both hemispheres. This difference offers a bit of protection in case of a stroke. Women may be able to recover more fully from a stroke affecting the language areas in the brain while men may not have this same advantage. 6. Emotions. Women typically have a larger deep limbic system than men, which allows them to be more in touch with their feelings and better able to express them, which promotes bonding with others. Because of this ability to connect, more women serve as caregivers for children. The down side to this larger deep limbic system is that it also opens women up to depression, especially during times of hormonal shifts such as after childbirth or during a woman’s menstrual cycle. 7. Brain size. Typically, men’s brains are 11-12% bigger than women’s brains. This size difference has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence, but is explained by the difference in physical size between men and women. Men need more neurons to control their greater muscle mass and larger body size, thus generally have a larger brain. 8. Pain. Men and women perceive pain differently. In studies, women require more morphine than men to reach the same level of pain reduction. Women are also more likely to vocalize their pain and to seek treatment for their pain than are men. The area of the brain that is activated during pain is the amygdala, and researchers have discovered that in men, the right amygdala is activated and in women, the left amygdala is activated. The right amygdala has more connections with areas of the brain that control external functions while the right amygdala has more connections with internal functions. This difference probably explains why women perceive pain more intensely than do men. 9. Spatial ability. Men typically have stronger spatial abilities, or being able to mentally represent a shape and its dynamics, whereas women typically struggle in this area. Medical experts have discovered that women have a thicker parietal region of the brain, which hinders the ability to mentally rotate objects–an aspect of spatial ability. Research has shown this ability in babies as young as 5 months old, negating any ideas that these abilities were strengthened by environmental influences. 10. Susceptibility to disorders. Because of the way men and women use the two hemispheres of the brain differently, there are some disorders that men and women are susceptible to in different ways. Men are more apt to have dyslexia or other language problems. If women have dyslexia, they are more likely to compensate for it. Women, on the other hand, are more susceptible to mood disorders such as depression and anxiety. While handedness is not a disorder, these brain tendencies also explain why more men are left-handed than are women. Men are also more likely to be diagnosed with autism, ADHD, and Tourette’s Syndrome. COPE AND PASTE VIA GOOGLE XDXD "THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
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still reading........too long but still on the differences ReplyA smile costs less dan electricity but gives more light 2 ur face!So always smile & prove dat u r d best tube... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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kaii not enough?? Reply"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
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Quote from: Akpan01 on 7-07-2010 12:36 PM kaii not enough?? oya copy and paste again na Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
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Apart from the obvious, how do the sexes differ? Reply1. The average height for men is 1.77m while women are on average 12cm shorter. (segxwal records.com) 2. The average female hip measurement is 1.00m while men’s hips are on average 8cm smaller. (segxwal records.com) 3. The average male weighs 78 kilos which is 13 kilos heavier than the average female. (segxwal records.com) 4. Women have a 78% greater chance of becoming blind. (World Health Organisation). 5. Men are 2.7 times more likely to become involved in a road traffic accident. (World Health Organisation). 6. Men are 4 times more likely to die of a smoking related illness. (World Health Organisation). 7. Women are 3 times more likely to suffer from migraines compared to men. (FDA) 8. Although men are more likely to suffer from heart attacks, women are more likely to die within 1 year of a heart attack. (FDA) 9. There are an estimated 781 million illiterate adults in the world, about 64% of whom are women. (UNESCO) 10. There are 103.5 million out-of-school children, of which 57% are girls. (UNESCO) 11. 84% of parliamentary seats across the world are held by men. (United Nations). 12. Men are 4 times more likely to subscribe to an internet dating website. (Jupiter Research). 13. Although 58% of the world’s TV news readers are women, only 21% of news subjects are female. (WACC) 14. Although 70% of asylum seekers are male, females have a 76% chance of being granted asylum while men have only a 68% chance. (UNECE) 15. Women have less body water (52% for the average woman v. 61% for the average man). This means that a man’s body will automatically dilute the alcohol more than a woman’s body, even if the two people weigh the same amount. (Brown University) 16. Men are twice as likely as women to become victims of online fraud. (spamfo) 17. A male’s computer is 21% more likely to be affected by a virus compare to a female’s computer. (spamfo) 18. Men are more intelligent than women by about five IQ points on average, making them better suited for “tasks of high complexity. (British Journal of Psychology) 19. A study from the University of Nebraska Lincoln found college women to be more weight-conscious and more likely to diet than college men. Among men, 45.2% were overweight or obese, compared to 13.9% of women. But 57.4% of the women said they needed to lose weight , compared to 28.6% of the men. 20. Men are approximately 3 times more likely to commit suicide then women. (Royal College of Psychiatrists) Read more: http://socyberty.com/psychology/20-statistical-differences-between-men-and-women/#ixzz0szqhvi00 "THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
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you don try...... Reply![]() ![]() ![]() A smile costs less dan electricity but gives more light 2 ur face!So always smile & prove dat u r d best tube... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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