![-]( "esonu") esonu at 8-07-2010 12:55 PM (13 years ago)  (m) Sophie i'll be warning u for d last time. D next time u rap my name u're a dead meat!
hehehehehehe.... na wa ooooo. me sophia rap ya name xter.. na with wrapping paper i use rap am or na with coco yam leaf..... u no fit do notin.
CHILDREN ARE BORN BUT MEN ARE MADE;THE GOLD THAT WILL BE REFINED MUST PASS THROUGH THE FURNACE.WORDS | Posted: at 8-07-2010 12:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lilsezy") lilsezy at 8-07-2010 01:01 PM (13 years ago) (m) Sophie i'll be warning u for d last time. D next time u rap my name u're a dead meat!
hehehehehehe.... na wa ooooo. me sophia rap ya name xter.. na with wrapping paper i use rap am or na with coco yam leaf..... u no fit do notin. chinekemeh!! xter na u dem dey chanllenge like this? tufiakwa aru u no see me so... make dem go fight park, make dem go fight | Posted: at 8-07-2010 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "esonu") esonu at 8-07-2010 01:03 PM (13 years ago) (m) lol
CHILDREN ARE BORN BUT MEN ARE MADE;THE GOLD THAT WILL BE REFINED MUST PASS THROUGH THE FURNACE.WORDS | Posted: at 8-07-2010 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 8-07-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago) (f) i no sabi book face issues
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 8-07-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lilsezy") lilsezy at 8-07-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago) (m) i no sabi book face issues
but u sabi pals naija issue huh? | Posted: at 8-07-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 8-07-2010 04:05 PM (13 years ago) (f) i no sabi book face issues
but u sabi pals naija issue huh? yeh u fit ask me that one 
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 8-07-2010 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lilsezy") lilsezy at 8-07-2010 04:12 PM (13 years ago) (m) i no sabi book face issues
but u sabi pals naija issue huh? yeh u fit ask me that one okay oo  | Posted: at 8-07-2010 04:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "daywalkerX") daywalkerX at 8-07-2010 05:40 PM (13 years ago) (m) Its a mistake u have a dick.i think u wil do well wit a honeypot,why must u even think of going to her if u're a real man? And know what? Calabar isn't d safest place to visit in dis sorry country 1st, u risk being kidnapped 2nd,u risk being eaten by cannibals 3rd, u might as well be gang-raped by ur gal and her sex-hungry friends which might just put ur life to a sorry end
your comment is so out of tune with current situations in calabar kidnapping?......cannibals? brother. na wa for you oh....   | Posted: at 8-07-2010 05:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "eddybabs") eddybabs at 8-07-2010 05:47 PM (13 years ago) (m) u better go enter bus now make u dey face calaba | Posted: at 8-07-2010 05:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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na ur choice, if u re less busy and the love is genuine , go ahead
this is meczy.u shd always expect the .... | Posted: at 8-07-2010 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "lilsezy") lilsezy at 8-07-2010 06:24 PM (13 years ago) (m) u better go enter bus now make u dey face calaba
why i no go go... man pikin no dey die twice nah | Posted: at 8-07-2010 06:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "blesyn003") blesyn003 at 8-07-2010 06:33 PM (13 years ago) (f) Chei make u go? U dey ask me, lol i no fit laff | Posted: at 8-07-2010 06:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Beauti4") Beauti4 at 8-07-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago) (f) Poster do go abeg....u guys have been seen each other on cam as well abi, u didnt mention that one self. anyways, she is a responsible gurl, thats y she want u over. she is goin to feed u with edikaikong soup and u will never thirst in the hands of another. she will play so many games to see if u r confident enough to take her to the altar. b gud and dont b nervous. pray over it and let God have his way. | Posted: at 8-07-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lilsezy") lilsezy at 8-07-2010 06:44 PM (13 years ago) (m) Poster do go abeg....u guys have been seen each other on cam as well abi, u didnt mention that one self. anyways, she is a responsible gurl, thats y she want u over. she is goin to feed u with edikaikong soup and u will never thirst in the hands of another. she will play so many games to see if u r confident enough to take her to the altar. b gud and dont b nervous. pray over it and let God have his way.
Wow... this has been the most sensible post... thanks jere..... | Posted: at 8-07-2010 06:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "eagleseyez") eagleseyez at 8-07-2010 06:47 PM (13 years ago) (m) Are u in a dream land?
U've not seen her and U proposed...WTF!!
If i have to start pourin blames on U it might
come as direspect
Dont go to her, let her come to U...there's more
risk attached in goin than havin her come over.
As an adult....mehnn, U should know what U want | Posted: at 8-07-2010 06:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Beauti4") Beauti4 at 8-07-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago) (f) Are u in a dream land?
U've not seen her and U proposed...WTF!!
If i have to start pourin blames on U it might
come as direspect
Dont go to her, let her come to U...there's more
risk attached in goin than havin her come over.
As an adult....mehnn, U should know what U want
@ Eagle....u r tryna scare him abi... they have been seen on cam na...but the gurl havent accepted the proposal yet sweetie. above all i agree with u. u can still propose to anyone your heart choses, online or offline. @Sezy thank u son. | Posted: at 8-07-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "lilsezy") lilsezy at 8-07-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago) (m) Are u in a dream land?
U've not seen her and U proposed...WTF!!
If i have to start pourin blames on U it might
come as direspect
Dont go to her, let her come to U...there's more
risk attached in goin than havin her come over.
As an adult....mehnn, U should know what U want
thanks.. noted!! | Posted: at 8-07-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "dagusto") dagusto at 8-07-2010 07:06 PM (13 years ago) (m) I met diz gurl on facebook, happens to be a calabar gurl. She has never been to Lagos before or have any idea what it is... we have been talking for some weeks now about 3..... we seem cool with each other and i had even proposed to her on the phone.. we shared our past and what we wanted in the future.. we talked about every thing even segxwally.. On the proposal part she's asking me to come over to calabar before she could gimme a direct answer BUT i had known the answer yet.. Calabar is a long distance and a great commitment.. Shey make i go? she's asking for me to stay a week!!!!
Do's And Don't for online dating
DO post a recent photo, and write an honest description of yourself. One of our guy friends salivated over a picture of a pgorgeous, blonde, bikini-clad model. Expecting a Cameron Diaz look-alike, he was shocked to meet a morbidly obese woman in a moo-moo. He downed three shots of tequila and fled. On the other hand, we’ve dated men who were relieved and delighted that we simply looked like our pictures. (And believe us, we’re not Cameron.) They were grateful enough to stay through the crème brulée.
DON’T naively assume that his photo is as up-to-date and accurate as yours. We accepted a date with a guy whose head shot looked perfectly human, even normal. In the flesh he could have passed for Dracula, with a mouthful of rotted, brown, pointy fangs. Never underestimate the power of Photoshop.
DO learn the lingo of dating profiles. For instance:
• He describes himself as “cuddly.”
Translation: chubby.
• He writes, “I’ve been told I’m very handsome.”
Translation: by his mother.
• He’s “Executive Vice-President of Strategic Planning for a Major Corporation.”
Translation: he’s self-employed in some cockamamie business, headquartered in his basement.
DON’T get taken in by corny, overused come-on lines like, “Looking to spoil the lady of my dreams with flowers and candlelit dinners.” And beware of perfect strangers who promise to “snuggle with you in front of the fireplace” and “enjoy sunset strolls on the beach.” These guys have one thing on their minds. That’s why they took a course on What Women Want to Hear 101.
DO brush up on your math if he sounds too good to be true:
• Subtract three inches from his height.
• Double his weight.
• Halve his income.
• Add a decade to his age.
DON’T choose your dates based on photos. It’s all too easy to scroll through Internet profiles, selecting the Brad Pitt look-alikes and bypassing the rest. Remember, real men lose their hair and grow love handles, yet if you met them in person, you just might find them charming. Besides, if you’re anything like us, you probably don’t look that much like Angelina.
DO move the conversation along from email to cell phone. Some people are great writers – or even have a friend ghost-writing for them. In a phone chat, you’ll get a better sense of whether your personalities click. Plus you’ll find out if he even has a personality. Note: it’s a bad sign if, during his monologue about his golf swing, you’re checking your watch and praying that you lose your cell-phone signal.
DON’T disclose where you live or for that matter, any personal information that could lead to your address, such as your home phone number, last name, or an email address that includes your last name. While most men on the Internet are just as normal as you are, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter ringing your doorbell, even if he’s carrying a box of Godiva chocolates. And even if they’re truffles.
DO take things slowly, though the chemistry may be magnetic. Arrange to meet him in a public place for the first couple of dates. When you know more about him, he can pick you up and drop you off at home, but don’t invite him in just yet – even if he pleads that he urgently has to use your bathroom. Our friend fell for that ploy on a first date, and when she offered her hand as he was leaving, he suddenly French-kissed her, slobbering all over her face. Yum.
DON’T behave like a kid in a candy store full of online temptations. If you’ve met a nice, sincere guy, and you’re having a good time dating him, don’t fly to your computer the second you get home to flirt with a dozen new seductive suitors. On the Internet, it’s easy to get distracted by the smorgasbord of smooth-talking guys -- only to lose sight of the one who just might be Mr. Right.
u ought to have put these into consideration first. girl u too much weer u get this stuff i for like read more oh! its so true wow! av had personal xperiences myself. | Posted: at 8-07-2010 07:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "lilsezy") lilsezy at 8-07-2010 07:12 PM (13 years ago) (m) I met diz gurl on facebook, happens to be a calabar gurl. She has never been to Lagos before or have any idea what it is... we have been talking for some weeks now about 3..... we seem cool with each other and i had even proposed to her on the phone.. we shared our past and what we wanted in the future.. we talked about every thing even segxwally.. On the proposal part she's asking me to come over to calabar before she could gimme a direct answer BUT i had known the answer yet.. Calabar is a long distance and a great commitment.. Shey make i go? she's asking for me to stay a week!!!!
Do's And Don't for online dating
DO post a recent photo, and write an honest description of yourself. One of our guy friends salivated over a picture of a pgorgeous, blonde, bikini-clad model. Expecting a Cameron Diaz look-alike, he was shocked to meet a morbidly obese woman in a moo-moo. He downed three shots of tequila and fled. On the other hand, we’ve dated men who were relieved and delighted that we simply looked like our pictures. (And believe us, we’re not Cameron.) They were grateful enough to stay through the crème brulée.
DON’T naively assume that his photo is as up-to-date and accurate as yours. We accepted a date with a guy whose head shot looked perfectly human, even normal. In the flesh he could have passed for Dracula, with a mouthful of rotted, brown, pointy fangs. Never underestimate the power of Photoshop.
DO learn the lingo of dating profiles. For instance:
• He describes himself as “cuddly.”
Translation: chubby.
• He writes, “I’ve been told I’m very handsome.”
Translation: by his mother.
• He’s “Executive Vice-President of Strategic Planning for a Major Corporation.”
Translation: he’s self-employed in some cockamamie business, headquartered in his basement.
DON’T get taken in by corny, overused come-on lines like, “Looking to spoil the lady of my dreams with flowers and candlelit dinners.” And beware of perfect strangers who promise to “snuggle with you in front of the fireplace” and “enjoy sunset strolls on the beach.” These guys have one thing on their minds. That’s why they took a course on What Women Want to Hear 101.
DO brush up on your math if he sounds too good to be true:
• Subtract three inches from his height.
• Double his weight.
• Halve his income.
• Add a decade to his age.
DON’T choose your dates based on photos. It’s all too easy to scroll through Internet profiles, selecting the Brad Pitt look-alikes and bypassing the rest. Remember, real men lose their hair and grow love handles, yet if you met them in person, you just might find them charming. Besides, if you’re anything like us, you probably don’t look that much like Angelina.
DO move the conversation along from email to cell phone. Some people are great writers – or even have a friend ghost-writing for them. In a phone chat, you’ll get a better sense of whether your personalities click. Plus you’ll find out if he even has a personality. Note: it’s a bad sign if, during his monologue about his golf swing, you’re checking your watch and praying that you lose your cell-phone signal.
DON’T disclose where you live or for that matter, any personal information that could lead to your address, such as your home phone number, last name, or an email address that includes your last name. While most men on the Internet are just as normal as you are, you don’t want Hannibal Lecter ringing your doorbell, even if he’s carrying a box of Godiva chocolates. And even if they’re truffles.
DO take things slowly, though the chemistry may be magnetic. Arrange to meet him in a public place for the first couple of dates. When you know more about him, he can pick you up and drop you off at home, but don’t invite him in just yet – even if he pleads that he urgently has to use your bathroom. Our friend fell for that ploy on a first date, and when she offered her hand as he was leaving, he suddenly French-kissed her, slobbering all over her face. Yum.
DON’T behave like a kid in a candy store full of online temptations. If you’ve met a nice, sincere guy, and you’re having a good time dating him, don’t fly to your computer the second you get home to flirt with a dozen new seductive suitors. On the Internet, it’s easy to get distracted by the smorgasbord of smooth-talking guys -- only to lose sight of the one who just might be Mr. Right.
u ought to have put these into consideration first. girl u too much weer u get this stuff i for like read more oh! its so true wow! av had personal xperiences myself. talk ya experience ma hear now? | Posted: at 8-07-2010 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "eagleseyez") eagleseyez at 8-07-2010 07:31 PM (13 years ago) (m) Are u in a dream land?
U've not seen her and U proposed...WTF!!
If i have to start pourin blames on U it might
come as direspect
Dont go to her, let her come to U...there's more
risk attached in goin than havin her come over.
As an adult....mehnn, U should know what U want
@ Eagle....u r tryna scare him abi... they have been seen on cam na...but the gurl havent accepted the proposal yet sweetie. above all i agree with u. u can still propose to anyone your heart choses, online or offline. @Sezy thank u son.
was tryna help him take out the glasses
from his eyes, it causes him blurry sight
and gives him more fantasy view
If he cares, i can give him a good glasses
he can see thru, AV treated wth reality focal view | Posted: at 8-07-2010 07:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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