LITTLE JANICE

Date: 09-07-2010 9:20 am (14 years ago) | Author: TEMMYTHORPE
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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty...!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again."Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
... the teacher fainted!

Posted: at 9-07-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- xter at 9-07-2010 12:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Pb4 but 4ny
Posted: at 9-07-2010 12:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 9-07-2010 03:15 PM (14 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 9-07-2010 03:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ademola78 at 9-07-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Welcome to the hub dude,

Keep it coming  Wink
Posted: at 9-07-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beautytina at 9-07-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley thumbs up 4 u
Posted: at 9-07-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 9-07-2010 06:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Nyc....
Posted: at 9-07-2010 06:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moralemike07 at 9-07-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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QUIET FUNNY, KEEP IT BLAZING.
Posted: at 9-07-2010 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 9-07-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Everblazing... Yeah
Posted: at 9-07-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-07-2010 07:41 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-07-2010 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 10-07-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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janice ooo
Posted: at 10-07-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 10-07-2010 10:53 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 10-07-2010 10:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-07-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 10-07-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 11-07-2010 12:11 AM (14 years ago)
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old, still gud.
Posted: at 11-07-2010 12:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 11-07-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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i no fit laf !!
Posted: at 11-07-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 11-07-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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ok gud for u
Posted: at 11-07-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 12-07-2010 12:21 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 again again again but still cool.
Posted: at 12-07-2010 12:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sweetnoxy at 14-07-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago)
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i really luv this
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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