Nine words women use

Date: 19-07-2010 10:56 am (14 years ago) | Author: Onyinya
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoo d by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(Cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Posted: at 19-07-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- waco at 19-07-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

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- sophiebaby at 19-07-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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OK 2

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- bhl72 at 19-07-2010 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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nice hearing you Waco.. where have you been my guy?
Posted: at 19-07-2010 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 19-07-2010 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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he spent da wkend in my houx

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- bittersweet at 19-07-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bhl72 on 19-07-2010 10:56 AM
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoo d by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(Cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



Pretty accurate!

Posted: at 19-07-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 19-07-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

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- xter at 19-07-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
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4ny

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- onyiis at 19-07-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 19-07-2010 11:20 AM
he spent da wkend in my houx



so he has become a regular weekend visitor ?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

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- onchedu at 19-07-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
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Seen.
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- knightangel at 19-07-2010 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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WISE SAYING...
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- bhl72 at 19-07-2010 11:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 19-07-2010 11:27 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 19-07-2010 11:20 AM
he spent da wkend in my houx



so he has become a regular weekend visitor ?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Ask her well
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- onyiis at 19-07-2010 11:32 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz

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- waco at 19-07-2010 12:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bhl72 on 19-07-2010 11:19 AM
nice hearing you Waco.. where have you been my guy?
i dey my broda how ur area?
se ko si wahala abi?

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- sophiebaby at 19-07-2010 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 19-07-2010 11:27 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 19-07-2010 11:20 AM
he spent da wkend in my houx



so he has become a regular weekend visitor ?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

na so i c am o

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- divineproject at 19-07-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm..............you have been studying women abi?....But it is not always true all the time!

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- esonu at 20-07-2010 08:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bhl72 on 19-07-2010 10:56 AM
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoo d by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(Cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

5th one is de only one i considered been true

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- bittersweet at 20-07-2010 08:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: esonu on 20-07-2010 08:27 AM
Quote from: bhl72 on 19-07-2010 10:56 AM
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoo d by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(Cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

5th one is de only one i considered been true

Why only that?
All are true!

Posted: at 20-07-2010 08:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 20-07-2010 09:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 19-07-2010 04:19 PM
Quote from: onyiis on 19-07-2010 11:27 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 19-07-2010 11:20 AM
he spent da wkend in my houx



so he has become a regular weekend visitor ?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

na so i c am o



Hmmmmm , happy weekend in arrears !!!!

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- esonu at 20-07-2010 10:18 AM (14 years ago)
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peeping

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