A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
But looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him; blue and red lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes, plus today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, sir;” replied the trooper.
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 23-07-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
moneyinbrakemi at 23-07-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hehehe
Posted: at 23-07-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
what a hell is the meaning of PB4,cant you guys @least compose something instead of criticizing,abi you empoly person make en dey give you free jokes..bad belly only make dem dey stay for entrance dey yan bones..
Posted: at 26-07-2010 04:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Pb4 is not criticizing (zation). its is simply telling the poster not to feel too cool I admit sha, the thing dey pain small....when u don hustle thief joke laff, come hustle post am upon the bad network. person go just read am write Pb4. Still on still, this one has bn pb4
Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 27-07-2010 09:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: brizio on 27-07-2010 01:39 AM
Pb4 is not criticizing (zation). its is simply telling the poster not to feel too cool I admit sha, the thing dey pain small....when u don hustle thief joke laff, come hustle post am upon the bad network. person go just read am write Pb4. Still on still, this one has bn pb4
see ya face like juju
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 27-07-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 28-07-2010 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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