three friends live in a flat on the 75th floor of a building. the elevator stopped working & they decided to use the stairs. they decided that someone would tell jokes for 25 floors, another will sing for 25 floors & the 3rd friend will tell sad stories for the remaining 25 floors. the 1st friend told jokes for 25 floors, the 2nd sang for another 25 floors. when they got to the 69th floor, the third friend said: "i've been telling sad stories since the 51st floor, now i will tell the saddest story of my life, i forgot the key to the flat in the car".
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 28-07-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 29-07-2010 07:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 29-07-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
three friends live in a flat on the 75th floor of a building. the elevator stopped working & they decided to use the stairs. they decided that someone would tell jokes for 25 floors, another will sing for 25 floors & the 3rd friend will tell sad stories for the remaining 25 floors. the 1st friend told jokes for 25 floors, the 2nd sang for another 25 floors. when they got to the 69th floor, the third friend said: "i've been telling sad stories since the 51st floor, now i will tell the saddest story of my life, i forgot the key to the flat in the car".
lolz
Posted: at 30-07-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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