Ghana boy

Date: 02-08-2010 2:21 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- at 2-08-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student

Mensah, a  Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university.

The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.
 
          Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who had his hand up

"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"

"Very good!
 
            Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"?

Again, no response except from Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976".

The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Mensah
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do"

The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?" she demanded

Mensah put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984".

At that point, a student in the back scornfully said,
 
              "Hmmm, you think you are smart"

The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Mensah said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled, 
 
            "Oh yeah? Eat this!"

Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, 
 
          "You little Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"

Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004!


The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- babysitter at 2-08-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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 very funny joke. thanx man. LOL
Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 2-08-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeee
Posted: at 2-08-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 2-08-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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chinekeeeeeeeeeee mieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. LWKMDFH
Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mykelly at 2-08-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice and Okay!
Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 2-08-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago)
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which university this one happen?
Posted: at 2-08-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 2-08-2010 07:01 PM (14 years ago)
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joke is not complete
Posted: at 2-08-2010 07:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-08-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-08-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 3-08-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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re-edited and still cool..nice one man...... included   ohh shit we are in big trouble now..was said by ojukwu to his vice when nigeria capture igboland 1970..
Posted: at 3-08-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-08-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 3-08-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexylion at 3-08-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Cant stop reading it aloud
Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 3-08-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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ok keep shouting
Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-08-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe
Posted: at 3-08-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ballsy at 11-08-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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gr8 one poster. dat dey still talk say Ghanadon dey do well. now dem say Nigeria must com!
Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princelyroyal at 11-08-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-08-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 12-08-2010 01:57 AM (14 years ago)
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vale
Posted: at 12-08-2010 01:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just_ob at 12-08-2010 05:47 AM (14 years ago)
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looooooooools
Posted: at 12-08-2010 05:47 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- macosas at 12-08-2010 09:33 AM (14 years ago)
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good punk  Grin
Posted: at 12-08-2010 09:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- docreala at 12-08-2010 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-08-2010 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- schegzy at 12-08-2010 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice One!
Posted: at 12-08-2010 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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