Nigeria to unveil World’s largest cake (Page 9)

passing and looking for own share of the national cake

Posted: at 9-08-2010 06:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN MEANT WELL FOR NIGERIA UNTIL THIS NONSENSICAL IDEA OF WASTING A WHOOPING 17 BILLION NAIRA ON NATIONAL CAKE AND OCTOBER 1ST.
WHAT IS THERE TO CELEBRATE AT 50? ELECTRICITY? BAABU! GOOD ROADS? BAABU! PRIMARY HEALTH CARE? BAABU! EDUCATION? BAABU! IVORY COAST JUST CELEBRATED 50 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE ON A VERY LOW KEY, THEIR PRESIDENT SAID THEIR CURRENT ECONOMIC SITUATION AND STANDARD OF LIVING CALLS FOR A SERIOUS CONCERN FOR THE FIFTY YEAR OLD INDEPENDENT WEST AFRICAN COUNTRY, SO ON THAT NOTE IT HAD TO BE LOW-KEY.

OUR VICE PRESIDENT WAS THERE AND HE SAW THAT THEIR GOVERNMENT IS MORE INTERESTED IN GOOD GOVERNANCE THAN IMPOVERISHING THEIR CITIZENRY ALL IN THE NAME OF 50TH ANNIVERSARY.

FELLOW NIGERIANS WE NEED A REVOLUTION IN THIS COUNTRY. CAN'T WE JUST TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORN AND FORM ALLIANCES THAT WILL GO ON DEMONSTRATION ON THE STREETS OF ABUJA ON OCTOBER 1ST AND LET THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY SEE THE MISERY AND THE WICKEDNESS BEHIND THIS WASTEFUL CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL FAILURE?

THE ORGANIZERS OF THIS EVENT AND THE MAN BEHIND THIS IDEA ARE ALREADY SMILING TO THE BANK FOR PROVIDING AN AVENUE FOR ''INDEPENDENCE LOOTING ANNIVERSARY'' TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

ANOTHER SURE WAY OF GETTING RID OF THIS POLITICAL HOOLIGANS  AT THE HELM OF AFFAIRS IN ABUJA IS FOR EVERYONE OF US TO ENSURE WE REGISTER, VOTE AND ENSURE OUR VOTE COUNTS IN THE FORTH COMING ELECTIONS AND ALSO MAKE SURE WE VOTE FOR ANY CANDIDATE STRICTLY BY MERIT AND NOT BY ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS OR SENTIMENTS, THROUGH THAT WAY WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY TO GETTING THE RIGHT PEOPLE IN ASO ROCK AND THEN COUPLED WITH OUR PRAYERS GOD WILL MATCH OUR ACTIONS WITH THE SLEDGE HAMMER OF DEATH THAT SWEPT THROUGH EGYPT AND KILLED THE FIRST BORN SONS IN THE BOOK OF EXODUS, AND BEFORE LONG THIS SAME ANGEL OF DEATH WILL VISIT EVERY ONE OF THEM, BOTH FORMER AND PRESENT GREEDY POLITICIANS AND DEPOSIT CANCER, STROKE, BLINDNESS, CARDIAC ARREST AND MULTIPLE LIVER SCLEROSIS INTO THEIR BODIES AND FAMILIES FOR THEM TO BATTLE WITH FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE WHILE THEY LIVE NAIJA TO EMBRACE REVOLUTION AND CHANGE.

IF J. J. LAWRENCE AND HIS COLLEAGUES COULD ACHIEVE A REVOLUTION IN GHANA, THEN WE  ALSO WITH GOD ON OUR SIDE AND COMBINED HUMAN EFFORTS CAN ACHIEVE THE SAME FEAT.

IT TIME FOR US TO TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORN.

Posted: at 9-08-2010 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

omo...see text book...fear prayer...hmmmm...well said though.

Posted: at 10-08-2010 04:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

hmmm, world's lagest cake, i guess it is to signify that we are currently plagued with the world's largest problem. give me a brake!
 

Posted: at 11-08-2010 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

passing

Posted: at 16-08-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 NA WAOH

Posted: at 20-08-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

  ehh ther national cake for da whole tribe of naijas
on the independence day celebration.
my quest. is this: will the cake change the situation of nigeria apart frm breaking guiness records.
nxt time some other country will still break that record

Posted: at 25-08-2010 05:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

NO PROB.

Posted: at 31-08-2010 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 11-06-2012 07:52 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

stupid nonsense  i was expecting to see the cake

Posted: at 26-09-2012 12:24 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming