**YOU WILL KNOW U ARE NIGERIAN IF:**

*U’ve drank Malt Before

*Uve gotten money from tha adults 4 dancin at a party.

*Ur parents add “O‿ to tha end of every sentence: Shutup-O! Get me water-O!

*U’ve been told “AGBAYA!‿

*U’ve been slapped 4 not greetin someone

*U’ve gotten in trouble for giving an elder something wit ur left hand

*U gotta call all tha older Nigerians u kno uncle or auntie even if they not related!

*Ur parents talk HELLA loud on tha phone

*U get calls at 3 in tha morning from relatives askin 4 money

*Ur parents ask “Why don’t u bring ur friends to ur own house?‿

*U kno who King Sunny Ade is

*U kno wut chin chin, puff puff, or moyin moyin is

*U been hella scared watchin tha movies ur parents bring from “back home‿

*There is always rice or fufu in ur house

*If u find Naira in ur wallet once in a while

*Ur parents wanna call ur name but they call all ur siblings first b4 they get it rite!

*A party starts at 6 and u sho up at 10

*Uve had a family member stayin ova 4 HELLA long

*U say “Amen‿ a thousand times when u pray n all tha parents kno the exact time to say it.

*U always hear ur parents say “Ah ah!‿

*When ur parents threaten to send u “back home‿ when u misbehave

*U point at something with ur lips

*U always have maggi cubes in ur house

*U gotta pronounce ur last name 20 times for people n they still don’t get it rite!

*U laughin at this stuff cuz some of its happened 2 u!!

Posted: at 5-08-2010 08:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

:-)..........i tink m 100% nigerian den

Posted: at 5-08-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

passing

Posted: at 5-08-2010 10:45 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ok.....

Posted: at 5-08-2010 07:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

 if this is the case then im 110% Nigerian

Posted: at 6-08-2010 11:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice one!..lol
ur sooooooo rite.
na dat uncle aunty tin tire me pass, my name na anoda jam question all 2geda

Posted: at 7-08-2010 12:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

LMAO, no bs this always happens to me. I was in ROTC last year and it's customary for cadets to be addressed by their last name but the Corporal kinda skipped that and used my first name 'cuz I got mad when he mispronounced my last name

Posted: at 7-08-2010 09:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

I'm not a nigerian so i'm going back 2 my country malaysia

Posted: at 7-08-2010 11:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

none of the above

Posted: at 8-08-2010 03:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No stress at all!

Posted: at 8-08-2010 06:42 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming