Pregnant Bullet

Date: 11-08-2010 6:28 pm (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 11-08-2010 06:28 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk when she was shot in the stomach.

The Doctor said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them.

It was sixteen years later when one of her girls came down and said that when she had a shit she found a bullet so the mum explained the story.

A bit later her second daughter came down and said when she went for a piss she found a bullet, so for the second time she explained the story.

All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around and said "Don't tell me: you went to the toilet and found a bullet".

He then turned back and said "No, I was having a wank and I shot the dog!"

Posted: at 11-08-2010 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- frenzeecool_08 at 11-08-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago)
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don't undestand
Posted: at 11-08-2010 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princelyroyal at 11-08-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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oooh tooo bad not funny at all nice try though
Posted: at 11-08-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 11-08-2010 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 12-08-2010 01:54 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 12-08-2010 01:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macosas at 12-08-2010 09:52 AM (14 years ago)
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WHICH KIND OYIBO BE DIS
Posted: at 12-08-2010 09:52 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 12-08-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 12-08-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 12-08-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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beary
Posted: at 12-08-2010 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 12-08-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 12-08-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 12-08-2010 07:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 11-08-2010 08:50 PM
u try
at least u no talk ur usual Grin
Posted: at 12-08-2010 07:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 12-08-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 12-08-2010 03:13 PM
beary
How far MrDon Smiley
Posted: at 12-08-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kooljayjay at 14-08-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago)
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WETIN B 'WANK'?WHY NOT JST CALL IT F***K? Embarrassed
Posted: at 14-08-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Michro at 14-08-2010 11:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 15-08-2010 12:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Wank means masturbating
Posted: at 15-08-2010 12:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AskGod at 22-08-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 22-08-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- radark at 22-08-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 22-08-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 24-08-2010 08:43 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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