perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the
second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent, when
her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a
terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that
she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was
leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques...
She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the
hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a
cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last
shop.
She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.
The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband
has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went
ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping
trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require
round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!"
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's
dead. Show me what you bought"
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