love_omotola at 7-10-2008 01:53 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing 9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says; "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids
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Posted: at 7-10-2008 01:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
chat at 7-10-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago) (f)
thanks alot, u r makin ma day.
Posted: at 7-10-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply rezimero at 7-10-2008 06:30 PM (15 years ago) (m)
smart and sinfull wife
Posted: at 7-10-2008 06:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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i don agree sey some people suppose be emeritus professor in foolishness
Posted: at 9-10-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Sheenor at 17-11-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago) (m)
dis man na complete idiot...
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply just2sexy at 17-11-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Like u
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Sheenor at 17-11-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago) (m)
and u?? complete fool..
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply just2sexy at 17-11-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Ok continue digging, let me take care of u.... I will be right back
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Sheenor at 17-11-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago) (m)
alright am waiting..
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 17-11-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Earlycame1 at 17-11-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) (f)
y was early added to it?? lol nice sha
F*CK U HATERS!
Posted: at 17-11-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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hahahahahahahaa....funny joke
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 12:36 AM (14 years ago) (f)
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:45 AM (14 years ago) (m)
ok
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply deguzman at 30-12-2009 03:43 AM (14 years ago) (m)
this thg can nvr happn to a real man
Posted: at 30-12-2009 03:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply adedupcy at 30-12-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago) (f)
sure
Posted: at 30-12-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply ishola1000 at 7-02-2010 12:54 AM (14 years ago) (m)
foolish man
Posted: at 7-02-2010 12:54 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Demaza at 9-02-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Honestly dat mumu no get part 2
Posted: at 9-02-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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