Intelligent Indians

Date: 16-08-2010 2:15 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
- at 16-08-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with
Abdul Kalam.

He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.
He says that, it is to surround himself with
intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says
Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan  immediately responds,
"It's me, Sir !"

"Correct.. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs
up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

I'll definitely be using that!"


Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides
he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says,
"Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about
it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators,
and they puzzle over the question for several hours,
but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,
in desperation,
Rice calls

Colin Powell
and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House,
finds George Bush, and exclaims,

"I know the answer, sir! I know
who it is!
It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, ..

It’s Manmohan Singh!"
 



Posted: at 16-08-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- qunodinga at 16-08-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Dis is 2 9ce......lol
Posted: at 16-08-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-08-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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sojaman... e dey too long... i go cum read am leta.
Posted: at 16-08-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-08-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-08-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 17-08-2010 09:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-08-2010 02:43 PM
sojaman... e dey too long... i go cum read am leta.
rili?
Posted: at 17-08-2010 09:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-08-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 17-08-2010 09:36 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-08-2010 02:43 PM
sojaman... e dey too long... i go cum read am leta.
rili?
yes now...  Grin
Posted: at 17-08-2010 09:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- honeydropss at 17-08-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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ds is relly hilarious Wink
Posted: at 17-08-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 17-08-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one

Posted: at 17-08-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 17-08-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2010 09:45 AM
Quote from: asaph on 17-08-2010 09:36 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-08-2010 02:43 PM
sojaman... e dey too long... i go cum read am leta.
rili?
yes now...  Grin
is it longer than ur dick?
Posted: at 17-08-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 17-08-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 17-08-2010 03:58 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 17-08-2010 09:45 AM
Quote from: asaph on 17-08-2010 09:36 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-08-2010 02:43 PM
sojaman... e dey too long... i go cum read am leta.
rili?
yes now...  Grin
is it longer than ur *****?
you're got all wrong this time.... Tongue
Posted: at 17-08-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 17-08-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 17-08-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uwalakasn at 17-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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you try but i will give you 50%
Posted: at 17-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 17-08-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: uwalakasn on 17-08-2010 06:14 PM
you try but i will give you 50%

am waiting 4 ur own topic to give u marks too. ok?
Posted: at 17-08-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2010 10:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 17-08-2010 06:54 PM
Quote from: uwalakasn on 17-08-2010 06:14 PM
you try but i will give you 50%

am waiting 4 ur own topic to give u marks too. ok?
heheheheheheheeeee.. Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2010 10:18 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-08-2010 12:29 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 19-08-2010 12:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-08-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 19-08-2010 12:29 AM
posted b4
hehehehehehehehehehheeeee... Grin
dicktector... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 19-08-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sanya01 at 19-08-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 19-08-2010 12:29 AM
posted b4

yep!! unfortunately pb4
Posted: at 19-08-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moreek at 19-08-2010 11:11 AM (14 years ago)
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It's rily a tricky question. looooooool
Posted: at 19-08-2010 11:11 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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