Report card, lol

Something to  end your day,
 
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope roped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But Its not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

John



PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Posted: at 7-10-2008 04:04 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

yes ooooo,smart

Posted: at 10-10-2008 02:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

craze pikin

Posted: at 13-10-2008 08:17 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

popc go don get heart attack b4 reachin d end...........lol

Posted: at 20-10-2008 02:39 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

O boy dis guy bad finish oh, he just get the right format to take escape the popsy wrath... LOL

Nice one Omotola...

Posted: at 20-10-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

know this but still funny

Posted: at 29-09-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Xter u don see say no be u 1st post am?

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Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:10 AM (15 years ago) | Hero