AIDS INJECTION

Date: 07-10-2008 6:55 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
- at 7-10-2008 06:55 PM (16 years ago)
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There was a man living in Victoria Island, Lagos.

A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he collected from the bank the day before.

The man: Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow you to inject me with the HIV virus?

The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave you.

On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 5 minutes and he went to the toilet. When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject him with the HIV virus.

The thief injected him with the HIV virus and left immediately.

Immediately the thief left, the wife became hysterical.

The Wife: What the hell did you just do?

The Man: Don't mind the stupid thief, he doesn't know that I put on a condom the other time I went to the toilet.

Posted: at 7-10-2008 06:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- frenzeecool_08 at 9-10-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago)
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this man is the biggest foooooooooooooooooool i have ever known in my life. thats so funny
Posted: at 9-10-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 9-10-2008 11:43 PM (16 years ago)
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old joke...funny sstill
Posted: at 9-10-2008 11:43 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- olusony at 10-10-2008 07:30 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin i pity the mugu
Posted: at 10-10-2008 07:30 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rolpk at 2-12-2008 01:57 PM (16 years ago)
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posted before  Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 2-12-2008 01:57 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennycynth at 2-12-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin be dis, 
nna lekwanu copycat, i don see dis joke tire for dis forum infact we need fasting and prayer for dis forum because i dey confuse.

for people like REZI to dey repost joke again, nna water don dey pass garri oh.
Posted: at 2-12-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 2-12-2008 02:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  2-12-2008 02:25 PM
wetin be dis, 
nna lekwanu copycat, i don see dis joke tire for dis forum infact we need fasting and prayer for dis forum because i dey confuse.

for people like REZI to dey repost joke again, nna water don dey pass garri oh.

i neva read this joke before but its good, the man na idiotic fool.... but na true say dem don post am b4? rezi no copycat pls. save our eyes from reading old write ups now...... Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 02:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- el_jay at 2-12-2008 02:52 PM (16 years ago)
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joke na joke whether u don see b4 or not some people never see am b4.
Posted: at 2-12-2008 02:52 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on  9-10-2008 05:38 PM
this man is the biggest foooooooooooooooooool i have ever known in my life. thats so funny


So u know d fool eehn... Huh? Huh? Huh? why u kon want make everybody know sey na ur guy Huh? Huh? Huh? But u try sha to know such pesin... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 2-12-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago)
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el_jay sorry oh,
bcos na only blind or deaf person go say e never see dis joke b4, even small children dey talk dis joke for street.

Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:32 PM (16 years ago)
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Hehen...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago)
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kenny you check the date wey i post am? abi to type for your keyboard dey scratch you?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ujmaria at 4-03-2016 09:25 PM (9 years ago)
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The man is the most foolish
Posted: at 4-03-2016 09:25 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 11:22 PM (9 years ago)
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Chai,ur foolisshness no get part 2
Posted: at 10-03-2016 11:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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