DOCTORS:What they say......

Date: 21-08-2010 1:10 pm (13 years ago) | Author: jessica joshua
- at 21-08-2010 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
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DOCTORS:What they say and what they really mean.S=statement,M=meaning

S:Let me check your medical history.
M:I want to see if you paid your last bill here before i spend any more time with you.

S:Hmmmmmmmmmm.
M:Since he hasn't the faintest idea what to do,he's trying to appear thoughtful while hoping the nurse will interrupt.

S:That is quite a nasty wound.
M:I think I'm going to throw up.

S:We have some good news and we have some bad news.
M:The good news is that he's getting that new SUV and the bad news is that you are paying for it.

S:If it doesn't clear up in a week,give me a call.
M:I don't know what the hell it is.Maybe it'll go by itself.

S:How are we today?
M:I feel great;you on the other hand look like hell.

S:Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerve?
M:He thinks you're crazy and is hoping to find a psychiatrist.

S:If those symptoms persist,call for an appointment.
M:I've never heard of anything more disgusting.Thank God I'm off next week.

Posted: at 21-08-2010 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- onyiis at 24-08-2010 08:44 AM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 24-08-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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nice one there..
Posted: at 24-08-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 24-08-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm nice
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Michro at 24-08-2010 09:24 PM (13 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 24-08-2010 09:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 24-08-2010 11:34 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-08-2010 11:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 25-08-2010 12:54 AM (13 years ago)
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he long sha
Posted: at 25-08-2010 12:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 29-09-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 29-09-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 30-09-2010 01:32 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmming bee
Posted: at 30-09-2010 01:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 1-10-2010 04:08 AM (13 years ago)
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this one na joke?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 1-10-2010 04:08 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- authentic at 1-10-2010 08:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Dis 9s
Posted: at 1-10-2010 08:15 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 1-10-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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make i waka
Posted: at 1-10-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 1-10-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 24-08-2010 08:44 AM
lolz
ALWAYS LOLZ
Posted: at 1-10-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 4-10-2010 01:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  1-10-2010 04:08 AM
this one na joke?Huh?Huh?
broda..pple say i too talk..abeg read for urself  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 4-10-2010 01:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mystangel at 4-10-2010 09:42 AM (13 years ago)
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great
Posted: at 4-10-2010 09:42 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-10-2010 09:27 PM (13 years ago)
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 :'(
Posted: at 20-10-2010 09:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 21-10-2010 02:32 AM (13 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 21-10-2010 02:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-10-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  4-10-2010 01:59 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  1-10-2010 04:08 AM
this one na joke?Huh?Huh?
broda..pple say i too talk..abeg read for urself  Lips Sealed
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-10-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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