Between two thiefs

Date: 23-08-2010 1:51 am (14 years ago) | Author: Ademola
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- at 23-08-2010 01:51 AM (14 years ago)
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 Just Like Jesus
One day an old Catholic Priest was dying. He sent a message for a doctor and lawyer, both members of his congregation, to come to his home.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, he held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of his bed. Then he grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, and smiled.


For a long time no one said anything. Both the doctor and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would want them with him during his final moments. He had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. His sermons in the past about greed and various other behavior had made them squirm in their seats many a time.


Finally the doctor asked, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come and see you at this time?"

The old man mustered up some strength, and then said weakly, "Jesus died between 2 thieves... and that's how I wanted to go."

Posted: at 23-08-2010 01:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-08-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin....thumb up.
Posted: at 23-08-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 23-08-2010 11:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanks sis........
Posted: at 23-08-2010 11:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fada33 at 24-08-2010 01:17 AM (14 years ago)
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man dis is luvly
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:17 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 24-08-2010 01:28 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 24-08-2010 08:22 AM (14 years ago)
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too funny

Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2010 08:04 PM (14 years ago)
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u try

Posted: at 27-08-2010 08:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- NAN-C at 28-08-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago)
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u try small
Posted: at 28-08-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Don-ziggy at 28-08-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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thats tight man
Posted: at 28-08-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 28-08-2010 03:27 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 28-08-2010 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 28-08-2010 10:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Good

Posted: at 28-08-2010 10:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gowaga68 at 29-08-2010 10:34 AM (14 years ago)
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u be true comfirmentor i gbadun dis wan
Posted: at 29-08-2010 10:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 31-08-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 31-08-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 31-08-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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so the doctor and the lawyer are now thieves abi what?
Posted: at 31-08-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 1-09-2010 11:09 AM (14 years ago)
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wow.... i love this joke. heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 1-09-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-09-2010 11:09 AM
wow.... i love this joke. heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
watin u like inside, CRY CRY baby
Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-09-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-09-2010 11:46 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  1-09-2010 11:09 AM
wow.... i love this joke. heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
watin u like inside, CRY CRY baby
fedeco.... Angry
shebi you don start again... Angry
Posted: at 1-09-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ernesteyi at 1-09-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on 23-08-2010 11:38 PM
Thanks sis........

u try.
Posted: at 1-09-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Estheraremu at 1-09-2010 06:22 PM (14 years ago)
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YOU TRY SHA WENTIN WE GO OFFER YOU.
Posted: at 1-09-2010 06:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 1-09-2010 09:57 PM (14 years ago)
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hohohoh

Posted: at 1-09-2010 09:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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