Slut

Date: 23-08-2010 2:46 pm (14 years ago) | Author: chima Anthony Nwaohia
- at 23-08-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you *****?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I *****! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

Posted: at 23-08-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- anthonydidioma at 23-08-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Afterall, that's what she like.
Posted: at 23-08-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 23-08-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm....
Posted: at 23-08-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-08-2010 01:45 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 24-08-2010 08:19 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:19 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-08-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 24-08-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-08-2010 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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huh?...
Posted: at 24-08-2010 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- chris_jesu4life at 24-08-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice One.But Guy you wicked oh.See where you from de throw the woman dey come.
Posted: at 24-08-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- sydneyiyke at 24-08-2010 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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this is a wicked joke...
Posted: at 24-08-2010 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Michro at 24-08-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chris_jesu4life on 24-08-2010 03:08 PM
Nice One.But Guy you wicked oh.See where you from de throw the woman dey come.
I tire o.
Posted: at 24-08-2010 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2010 07:59 PM (14 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 27-08-2010 07:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sokiso at 27-08-2010 10:13 PM (14 years ago)
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gud...
Posted: at 27-08-2010 10:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 28-08-2010 09:17 AM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 28-08-2010 09:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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