Dead branch

Date: 24-08-2010 1:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: emeka prince joe
- at 24-08-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?" 

Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-08-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 24-08-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm well well
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- laurine at 24-08-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmm wella wella ......................................................
Posted: at 24-08-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- chimaicon at 24-08-2010 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 24-08-2010 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 24-08-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa oooo...
Posted: at 24-08-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 24-08-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-08-2010 03:01 PM
na wa oooo...

cry cry baby
Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 24-08-2010 09:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-08-2010 03:01 PM
na wa oooo...

Na so so cry u sabi. eh?

Posted: at 24-08-2010 09:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 25-08-2010 07:07 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeeee

Posted: at 25-08-2010 07:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 25-08-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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women n dick... they luv am wella...
Posted: at 25-08-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-08-2010 03:51 AM (14 years ago)
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psb4
Posted: at 27-08-2010 03:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 27-08-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz

Posted: at 27-08-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 27-08-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 27-08-2010 03:51 AM
psb4

na u post am b4?
Posted: at 27-08-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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u try

Posted: at 27-08-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Destinytalks at 18-10-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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na onli psb4 na im u dey write na wa 4 u oh
Posted: at 18-10-2010 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Don-ziggy at 18-10-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 18-10-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 18-10-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4.
Posted: at 18-10-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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