Making Love to a Woman

Date: 24-08-2010 1:38 pm (14 years ago) | Author: emeka prince joe
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MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

HANGING WALLPAPER
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

PUTTING UP A TENT
Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag.

WASHING A CAR
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

BEING IN THERAPY
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You.. get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

BEING IN A CRASH
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

GOING FISHING
Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.

Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-08-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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brb.
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 24-08-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa poster
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- laurine at 24-08-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Smiley
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- chimaicon at 24-08-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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i was not here.
Posted: at 24-08-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 24-08-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 24-08-2010 09:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 24-08-2010 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 24-08-2010 09:56 PM (14 years ago)
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i read, i Hisssss and i left.
Posted: at 24-08-2010 09:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 25-08-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 24-08-2010 09:56 PM
i read, i Hisssss and i left.

i came happy  Grin read and become sad  Sad  left crying  :'(
Posted: at 25-08-2010 12:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kurupt419 at 25-08-2010 01:57 AM (14 years ago)
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.....
Posted: at 25-08-2010 01:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 25-08-2010 06:59 AM (14 years ago)
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oooops !!
Posted: at 25-08-2010 06:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 25-08-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 25-08-2010 12:03 AM
Quote from: nellkiss on 24-08-2010 09:56 PM
i read, i Hisssss and i left.

i came happy  Grin read and become sad  Sad  left crying  :'(
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-08-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 25-08-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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dis na lecture na, abeg crak joke next time!
Posted: at 25-08-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oshegx at 25-08-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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pls where is d jokes. somebody abey show me
Posted: at 25-08-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 25-08-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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wait..i dey come..
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- mykelly at 25-08-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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what is this
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- sydneyiyke at 25-08-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mykelly on 25-08-2010 01:36 PM
what is this

craps...
Posted: at 25-08-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prosperos at 26-08-2010 05:21 PM (14 years ago)
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i have never come her not to talk of reading
Posted: at 26-08-2010 05:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Syl90 at 26-08-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 25-08-2010 12:03 AM
Quote from: nellkiss on 24-08-2010 09:56 PM
i read, i Hisssss and i left.

i came happy  Grin read and become sad  Sad  left crying  :'(

hahahahahahaha gosh u guys are so damn funny. D joke isn't funny but ur comments are.... LMFAO
Posted: at 26-08-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 26-08-2010 11:27 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
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