10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

Date: 24-08-2010 1:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: emeka prince joe
- at 24-08-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.

3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.

4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.

6 You've both gone down one clothing size.

7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.

8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

9. Boy, are you hungry!

10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.

Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- onyiis at 25-08-2010 07:20 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 25-08-2010 07:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- oshegx at 25-08-2010 10:14 AM (14 years ago)
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ow often do u ave sex
Posted: at 25-08-2010 10:14 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- sydneyiyke at 25-08-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago)
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9. is more like it..........
Posted: at 25-08-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 27-08-2010 03:45 AM (14 years ago)
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from u posti can see u are a virgin @ poster
Posted: at 27-08-2010 03:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 27-08-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeee
Posted: at 27-08-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- edafulo at 27-08-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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9 is just like it! hw often do u do it? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-08-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- mykelly at 27-08-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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@ poster..you re definitely drunk
Posted: at 27-08-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 27-08-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: edafulo on 27-08-2010 04:02 PM
9 is just like it! hw often do u do it? Roll Eyes

who u deh ask? u no get dick?
Posted: at 27-08-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gowaga68 at 29-08-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 29-08-2010 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- uyreal at 7-09-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago)
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dat was 2 9ice Wink
Posted: at 7-09-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 8-09-2010 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 8-09-2010 06:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 8-09-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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u resemble me...e b like sey u 2 dey do am almost every day
Posted: at 8-09-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fibs at 9-09-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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wat if u didnt do it n bed?
Posted: at 9-09-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- DiannaB at 12-09-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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TRUE, BUT SEX IS NOT LIMITED TO THE BEDROOM ONLY
Posted: at 12-09-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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