The perfect employee

Date: 10-10-2008 3:48 am (16 years ago) | Author: Nafisat Onagun Gambari
- at 10-10-2008 03:48 AM (16 years ago)
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1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without

3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never

4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always

5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended

6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be

11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13 executed as soon as possible.


Addendum:


That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the

report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd

numbered lines.
 Angry

Posted: at 10-10-2008 03:48 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- ebrahym at 10-10-2008 01:26 PM (16 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 10-10-2008 01:26 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 07:04 PM (16 years ago)
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another good one. so clever
Posted: at 13-10-2008 07:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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