Black kid

Date: 10-10-2008 3:57 am (15 years ago) | Author: Nafisat Onagun Gambari
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- at 10-10-2008 03:57 AM (15 years ago)
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This just-married white couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their

wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a condom from a shop

nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in bed with all the lights switched off.

While the husband is out, a thief came into the room. The wife did not notice this and thought that it was her

husband. She grabs the man and happily begins doing it with him. Afterwards, the wife was so exhausted

that she fell asleep almost immediately. In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop

that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents on him. He asked

the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asks him which does he want...

"The white condom, the lowest quality, are 15 cents each. The black condom, which are of average quality,

are 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."

The husband, wanting the best condom for the money he had on him,bought the black condom. When he

reach the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.

Without a warning, he jumps onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband

was so energetic as she enjoyed the session.

Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy.

Years later, when the boy grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white?" To which the

father replies "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!

Posted: at 10-10-2008 03:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- olusony at 10-10-2008 04:50 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin, go away girlie
Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:50 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 17-11-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Oh boi see phyuk up...
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Gosh
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 17-11-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago)
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wft abt d white once?
Posted: at 17-11-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 17-11-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 17-11-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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thats pretty funni.... Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 17-11-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 17-11-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
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9ICE ONE
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 17-11-2009 08:37 PM (14 years ago)
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i knew that joke already...but still funny
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 17-11-2009 09:25 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 17-11-2009 09:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-11-2009 08:21 AM (14 years ago)
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waoo she try
Posted: at 18-11-2009 08:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 18-11-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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um..
Posted: at 18-11-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 18-11-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc
Posted: at 18-11-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-11-2009 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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so funny
Posted: at 18-11-2009 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 12:23 AM (14 years ago)
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looooooooool
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kinzremedy at 24-11-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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girl, i like your jokes, can be a pal ? am Akin by name.....can you add me to one of your yahoo messenger lists and on facebook with: [email protected] Kiss Smiley
Posted: at 24-11-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Doshe at 24-11-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheenor on 17-11-2009 04:37 PM
Oh boi see phyuk up...

I think say by now ur graduation don suppose finish?
Posted: at 24-11-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 24-11-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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very nice
Posted: at 24-11-2009 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 24-11-2009 02:23 PM (14 years ago)
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No be small tin... Nyc one naftooo....
Posted: at 24-11-2009 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 24-11-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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wow see approach,
Posted: at 24-11-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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