Nigerians in Heaven (Page 6)

Date: 10-10-2008 1:29 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- deguzman at 29-12-2009 07:40 PM (15 years ago)
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dats hw we do it
Posted: at 29-12-2009 07:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 29-12-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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i know bobo....
Posted: at 29-12-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 30-12-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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passin
Posted: at 30-12-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 30-12-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 01:29 PM


Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

this is hilarious!!!  Grin Grin Grin but me I go dey watch una 4 heaven Cool
Posted: at 30-12-2009 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 30-12-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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you see ur ppl
Posted: at 30-12-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 30-12-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on 30-12-2009 01:24 PM
passin
run pass quick quick. no look back oh!
Posted: at 30-12-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Umar13 at 31-12-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Am proud of my naija.
Posted: at 31-12-2009 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- add12 at 31-12-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 30-12-2009 09:34 PM
Quote from: add12 on 30-12-2009 01:24 PM
passin
run pass quick quick. no look back oh!
i no dai look back ,u no go run too?
Posted: at 31-12-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 17-01-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago)
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u try oo
Posted: at 17-01-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 17-01-2010 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Blaspheme.
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- MrDon at 17-01-2010 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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sin
Posted: at 17-01-2010 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 17-01-2010 04:35 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahe brb GINI?
Posted: at 17-01-2010 04:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Bazemaster at 19-01-2010 03:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Can't stop laughing
Posted: at 19-01-2010 03:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 2-02-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one
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- colenzo at 3-02-2010 06:52 PM (15 years ago)
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they fit bribe their way to hell
Posted: at 3-02-2010 06:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-02-2010 07:17 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
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- oguejiofor at 4-02-2010 01:28 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahaha!!! chei unu ga egbukwa mmadu ebea.  baba God abeg take heart na our way. devil d devil!! free dem make dem put that AC u sef go lyk am pass
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- zolazola at 4-02-2010 09:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 07:02 PM
i say we go change hell
guy you are on your own
me na heaven i go dey 24-7
Posted: at 4-02-2010 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-02-2010 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: zolazola on  4-02-2010 09:20 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 07:02 PM
i say we go change hell
guy you are on your own
me na heaven i go dey 24-7
Grin Grin Grin
ol' boy, you fear pass fear himself o... Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2010 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sweetnoxy at 5-02-2010 03:18 AM (15 years ago)
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Naija too much for everytinnnn
Posted: at 5-02-2010 03:18 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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