QUICK BUSINESS

Date: 10-10-2008 1:56 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 10-10-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago)
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A Fulani man had a quarell with an Ibo man and was slapped by the Ibo man.

He collected his stick (shepherd stick) to take vengeance, but was advised against it and encouraged to take the matter to court where he will be paid some money (compensation).

The Fulani man promptly registered his case at a local court and during the court proceeding the judge adviced him to go for an out of court settlement.

The Fulani man politely enquired about who was to pay him the money?

The judge sensed he meant compensation, ruled on the case and awarded ten naira as compensation. He now told him to come the next day (Tuesday) to receive his money. The whole idea was to frustrate the Fulani man into forgetting about the money.

He came on Tuesday as instructed and was told to come back on Wednesday. On Wednesday - come on Thursday. On Thursday, - come on Friday.

Friday came (he now expected to be told to come back next week). When the judge now said come next week Tuesday, he approached the judge as if to tell him something and slapped him in the face saying, "If the other man bring the ten naira collect am!"

Posted: at 10-10-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- orezo at 10-10-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa haaaaaa


u try well well for dis one!!!

kia
Posted: at 10-10-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 06:19 PM (16 years ago)
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good one, i liked it, the guy no dull im self
Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 15-10-2008 06:59 PM (16 years ago)
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dem tink say aboki no get sense
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:59 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 07:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: corah2 on 15-10-2008 06:59 PM
dem tink say aboki no get sense
no mind them
Posted: at 15-10-2008 07:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 07:36 PM (16 years ago)
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tit for tat
Posted: at 20-10-2008 07:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 06:59 PM (16 years ago)
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do me, i do u
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 8-11-2008 07:02 PM (16 years ago)
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good 1 Wink
Posted: at 8-11-2008 07:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 07:03 PM (16 years ago)
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very beautiful Joke... i cant stop to cracking my ribs
Posted: at 8-11-2008 07:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 09:08 PM (16 years ago)
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 i thank all of una. una dey make my head dey swell with una comments
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- priya at 8-11-2008 09:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Ha..................................ha......................ha.......... nice joke tanx 4 making ma day
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:43 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 9-11-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Nice joke Rezi, keep it up.

Grin genie(alladin) what kind of syntax is that?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-11-2008 11:03 AM
Nice joke Rezi, keep it up.

Grin genie(alladin) what kind of syntax is that?
abeg leave grin grin grin alone oh Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 09:10 PM (16 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 9-11-2008 09:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 12:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  8-11-2008 06:59 PM
do me, i do u

Man no go vex... (psquare)LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 12:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 02:30 PM (16 years ago)
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she psquare dey come for inside court?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 02:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 02:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Yes na!!!
Posted: at 10-11-2008 02:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 10-11-2008 02:30 PM
she psquare dey come for inside court?
do me i do you
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 08:55 PM (16 years ago)
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man no go vex Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-11-2008 08:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- m121249 at 20-11-2008 05:31 AM (16 years ago)
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na jailer na em e go 4d rest of his life asa kuku dey dere she go use am sing jailer 2
Posted: at 20-11-2008 05:31 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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