The born again Papa

Date: 10-10-2008 3:54 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 10-10-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago)
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There was this old man who had been told by this very young man to give his life to Jesus Christ (to be born again) but always refused with same reply to the man's request and any other person with jesus tag ''na so them dey talk de only tin wey dey come down from haven na rainwater''.


One very day, this old man was caught up in a serious house fire that nearly took his life.your young pastor walked to c the fire victim on the hospital bed. ''you are here'', said the oldman.
'yes, baba. you c baba, you need to born again'', said the young man.
on hearing this baba jumped up from his bed, his pains disappeared immidiately and said to the young man '' na  ur fada go burn again in fact your Jesus no dey kind at all

Posted: at 10-10-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- orezo at 10-10-2008 04:25 PM (16 years ago)
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illiteracy na bad thing!!!

LOL
Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 06:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 10-10-2008 04:25 PM
illiteracy na bad thing!!!

LOL
no be illiteracy, na the fact, the pastor said "You need to born again", abeg no blame the man or illiteracy, im suppose fear fear if im like imself, and im don do well
Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 02:28 AM (16 years ago)
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i just spilled my drink......................omotola, u go kill persin o

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 19-11-2008 02:28 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- karina at 19-11-2008 09:05 AM (16 years ago)
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i aint grabbing
Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:05 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 09:37 AM (16 years ago)
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Wetin u be wan grab...@Karina...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 19-11-2008 09:59 AM (16 years ago)
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explain to her.
Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:59 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 10:02 AM (16 years ago)
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O.k... I will if she is willing to lend me her ears...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 19-11-2008 10:06 AM (16 years ago)
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wetin u wan use her ear do? no be for u to talk and is left for her to understand
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 10:19 AM (16 years ago)
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I go need draw her ears first b4 she go hear me... i know karina well well... She no dey quick hear word...LOL
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 19-11-2008 10:21 AM (16 years ago)
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take am go hospital for medical check up
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:21 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 10:24 AM (16 years ago)
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Nooooo... She no dey like hear d word hospital...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 19-11-2008 10:29 AM (16 years ago)
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y?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago)
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wetin una dey grab? na money? i go like join oh
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 19-11-2008 12:13 PM (16 years ago)
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u better go rob Central Bank if u need money
Posted: at 19-11-2008 12:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Rezi is not a thief omotola... But if u really want him to... Maybe i can assist him bcos of u...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- love_omotola at 19-11-2008 12:22 PM (16 years ago)
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i no wan make im thief and no assist am thief ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 19-11-2008 12:22 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 04:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: love_omotola on 19-11-2008 12:13 PM
u better go rob Central Bank if u need money
na naija own abi na america own?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 04:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 19-11-2008 04:51 PM (16 years ago)
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@rezi u 2 like moni. i no fit trust u again
Posted: at 19-11-2008 04:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 05:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Aw many pple u b dey trust sef... Only u no trust me again... Now na rezi u no kon trust... Na only God know weda na urself go b d next pesin u go distrust...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 05:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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