what do u think i am

Date: 09-09-2010 3:13 am (14 years ago) | Author: Joey
- at 9-09-2010 03:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Wife says 2 husband:

W: Come help with the garden.

Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?

W:Come fix the toilet faucet.

H:What do u think I am?a plumber?

W:Come fix the door handle.

H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is
fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who
had done it?

The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...

Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!

Wife:What do u think I am, Mc Donalds?

Posted: at 9-09-2010 03:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onyiis at 9-09-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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................or a wh*re ?
Posted: at 9-09-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-09-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-09-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-09-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
gbam!!!. nothing goes for nothing.... Grin
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- femogun at 13-09-2010 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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she must be crascy
Posted: at 13-09-2010 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 13-09-2010 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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again??
Posted: at 13-09-2010 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-09-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 13-09-2010 05:55 PM
again??

Grin Grin Grin Grin
wetin happen again?
na brizio, leave am for ram joor... Grin
Posted: at 14-09-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- tambeiort at 20-09-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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mr. man in trouble! such a terrible situation.
Posted: at 20-09-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 20-09-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 20-09-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 21-09-2010 12:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Wat does she think dat man is? A mugu?
Posted: at 21-09-2010 12:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- desiresluv20 at 21-09-2010 03:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Say it again
Posted: at 21-09-2010 03:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 4-11-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 4-11-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 4-11-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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a f****er
Posted: at 4-11-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MissyBarbie at 4-11-2010 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one man
Posted: at 4-11-2010 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- silkyme at 4-11-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago)
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nice @poster
Posted: at 4-11-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 5-11-2010 08:38 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 5-11-2010 08:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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