1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
12. If men got pregnant .... Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
14. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
16. How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
20. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
22. Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
23. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
27. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:27 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Tiwatope at 13-10-2008 08:43 AM (16 years ago) (m)
you must b a feminist... and hate your husband, if u can afford one, with 'WICKED' hatred! if he dumped you...dont take it out on the world...keep your grief to yourself...Mummy...whatever! lol
Posted: at 13-10-2008 08:43 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
12. If men got pregnant .... Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
14. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
16. How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
20. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
22. Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
23. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
27. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
after all said and done u go still go spread ya rotten honeypot for man to pound. dat means we r indispensable no matter ur ghoul feeling dis is a man's world..love...like it or hate it.
Posted: at 15-10-2008 07:24 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
mmemshima at 16-10-2008 04:58 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: mazi on 15-10-2008 07:24 AM
Quote from: mummytimmy on 13-10-2008 06:27 AM
1. Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
12. If men got pregnant .... Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
14. What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
16. How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife? Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
20. What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
22. Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
23. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
27. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.
28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
after all said and done u go still go spread ya rotten honeypot for man to pound. dat means we r indispensable no matter ur ghoul feeling dis is a man's world..love...like it or hate it.
u people cant do without pounding dats y u play mugu 2 get it too!it takes two u know
Posted: at 16-10-2008 04:58 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Candygirl209 at 17-10-2008 05:57 PM (16 years ago) (f)
U guys who r insulting her are behaving quite childish. Its annoying u cos u know its true and maybe its true in r various lives........... lol.........
Posted: at 17-10-2008 05:57 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
mmemshima at 17-10-2008 06:05 PM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Candygirl209 on 17-10-2008 05:57 PM
U guys who r insulting her are behaving quite childish. Its annoying u cos u know its true and maybe its true in r various lives........... lol.........
o jare my sista tell them...
Posted: at 17-10-2008 06:05 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Another fact u shud av added poster, is dat they can't stand reality, they'd rather live in illusion.
See, how they are all jumping over the simple facts that you pointed out to them!!
However much of a rubbish you men are, us women acknowledge that you are our kings, except we teach you how to be a good one; and that you are the providers.
So, please leave the poster alone, she's just pointin out facts
Posted: at 17-10-2008 08:33 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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