how 2 win

Date: 13-10-2008 10:33 am (16 years ago) | Author: adelodun musa
- at 13-10-2008 10:33 AM (16 years ago)
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A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant.. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!" "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." "But, I did send them." "What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously. "Yes. That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said the lawyer. "It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."
 

Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:33 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- rezimero at 13-10-2008 10:36 AM (16 years ago)
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o boy. that guy is smart like a nigerian Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 13-10-2008 11:19 AM (16 years ago)
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The guy na sharp man. he b nigerian...

i even know am
Posted: at 13-10-2008 11:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-10-2008 12:01 PM (16 years ago)
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who else go fit reason like that? if no be nigerian.
Posted: at 13-10-2008 12:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago)
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419 guy, make em go pray well well, and seek forgiveness
Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 13-10-2008 03:38 PM (16 years ago)
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pray 4 which 4givness???

dat was d only way to win...

habi u no know???
Posted: at 13-10-2008 03:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 23-09-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 23-09-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sexweezy at 23-09-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-09-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 23-09-2011 11:42 PM (13 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 23-09-2011 11:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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