How fast is your dad?

Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.

The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!"

The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"

Posted: at 28-09-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

it's ok

Posted: at 28-09-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

like father lik son

Posted: at 28-09-2010 03:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

ok

Posted: at 29-09-2010 01:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

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Posted: at 29-09-2010 07:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

lol

Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

maybe his father leaves work by 4:30pm, and gets home by 3:45am the next day.

Posted: at 29-09-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie