Smart Boy !!!

Date: 29-09-2010 4:49 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ayodele Salako
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One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas!"


Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time."


Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.


Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and mommy said that 'you should wait because she was coming, too....'

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- mystangel at 4-10-2010 09:24 AM (14 years ago)
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sum how cool
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- deguzman at 4-10-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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