Ibo boy

Date: 14-10-2008 2:40 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 14-10-2008 02:40 PM (16 years ago)
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An Ibo boy was registered for GCE by his father who thought the boy was a genius. his first paper was commerce and the father promised him a lot of goodies if he could pass it in flying colours.
the first question was; DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN WAREHOUSE AND SHOP.
the boy thought the question was too simple and he wrote in his answer book; WAREHOUSE IS AT IDUMOTA WHILE SHOP IS AT ALABA.
when he got home, he told his father that he was embarrassed by the simple question they were asking.
imagine asking me to differentiate between warehouse and shop.
So what did you tell them? asked his father
I told them warehouse is at IDUMOTA and shop is at ALABA
Is that all? his father asked
Yes daddy? the now perplexed boy replied.
You must be stupid, his father retorted.
Common, go back and put our PHONE NUMBER ON THE ADDRESS

Posted: at 14-10-2008 02:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- baresi_moi at 14-10-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago)
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na so na...ibo man no fit use dat one play...
Posted: at 14-10-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 14-10-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago)
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na so e suppose be!!!

dats a typical ibo man who does not joke with his business contact.

omotola u dey try well well for this forum...

u too much!!!

LOL Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tundetempo at 14-10-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Just make sure you move about with bodyguards because some Ibo boys are really looking out for u for finishing them like that.
Posted: at 14-10-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- corah2 at 14-10-2008 05:53 PM (16 years ago)
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carry go
Posted: at 14-10-2008 05:53 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 07:40 PM (16 years ago)
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the boy be wan phyuk up b4 oh. why e no go put their phone number before. e no wan get A+ for the subject?
Posted: at 15-10-2008 07:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 16-10-2008 02:38 AM (16 years ago)
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nice try
i like
Posted: at 16-10-2008 02:38 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- signalputte at 16-10-2008 11:33 AM (16 years ago)
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And The phone number is Nut 8 Nut....
Posted: at 16-10-2008 11:33 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 17-10-2008 04:18 AM (16 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 17-10-2008 04:18 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- hiddenpearl at 17-10-2008 09:36 AM (16 years ago)
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OMG! Omotola always bringz the funny! No blame us sha oh! That money is important... but Lord that was funny!
Posted: at 17-10-2008 09:36 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 17-10-2008 10:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Tundetempo on 14-10-2008 03:24 PM
Just make sure you move about with bodyguards because some Ibo boys are really looking out for u for finishing them like that.

Gist...
Posted: at 17-10-2008 10:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 17-10-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Tundetempo on 14-10-2008 03:24 PM
Just make sure you move about with bodyguards because some Ibo boys are really looking out for u for finishing them like that.

Super Story...
Posted: at 17-10-2008 10:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-10-2008 10:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 17-10-2008 10:08 AM
Quote from: Tundetempo on 14-10-2008 03:24 PM
Just make sure you move about with bodyguards because some Ibo boys are really looking out for u for finishing them like that.

Super Story...
Uhhh omotola dey shake Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
no be today we dey hear the story. wetin nna wan do am?
Posted: at 17-10-2008 10:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elizatops at 18-10-2008 04:55 PM (16 years ago)
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very funny LOL...
nice try
Posted: at 18-10-2008 04:55 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 19-10-2008 04:46 AM (16 years ago)
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i can't stop laughing
Posted: at 19-10-2008 04:46 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- at 19-10-2008 06:52 AM (16 years ago)
lmfao ...
Posted: at 19-10-2008 06:52 AM (16 years ago) |
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- toptee at 20-10-2008 02:21 AM (16 years ago)
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like fada lyk son
Posted: at 20-10-2008 02:21 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 20-10-2008 09:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: toptee on 20-10-2008 02:21 AM
like fada lyk son
you don talk am finish
Posted: at 20-10-2008 09:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 12:03 PM (16 years ago)
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son be genius, father be ...................
Posted: at 20-10-2008 12:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 20-10-2008 12:23 PM (16 years ago)
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lol..
Posted: at 20-10-2008 12:23 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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