fatherhood

Date: 14-10-2008 2:51 pm (16 years ago) | Author: adelodun musa
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- at 14-10-2008 02:51 PM (16 years ago)
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."

"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.

"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."



Posted: at 14-10-2008 02:51 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- orezo at 14-10-2008 02:59 PM (16 years ago)
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u try sha!!!

LOL
Posted: at 14-10-2008 02:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 10:13 PM (14 years ago)
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original
Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 15-11-2010 07:59 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4.sorry
Posted: at 15-11-2010 07:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe

nice one sha

but my oga don talk say na .......................
Posted: at 15-11-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 15-11-2010 09:51 AM (14 years ago)
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who be ya oga? Angry Angry
Posted: at 15-11-2010 09:51 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- princeum at 15-11-2010 09:53 AM (14 years ago)
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really nice...lol
Posted: at 15-11-2010 09:53 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 10:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Terry na u nah
Posted: at 15-11-2010 10:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 15-11-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago)
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satan forbid ooo.u want make my broda Arab bomb me?
Posted: at 15-11-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 15-11-2010 10:11 AM (14 years ago)
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passing again
Posted: at 15-11-2010 10:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 10:29 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe

he reach dat one no worry na those ironladies wey i post wey go handle Arab for me
Posted: at 15-11-2010 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 15-11-2010 10:33 AM (14 years ago)
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abeg i still dey under 12 and i no wan kill maself
Posted: at 15-11-2010 10:33 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-11-2010 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice joke
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 15-11-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- silkyme at 15-11-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Dis wat we call JOKE
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-11-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Something like that! Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL funny
Posted: at 16-11-2010 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmajenic1 at 16-11-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago)
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U try well well  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-11-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 1daful at 17-11-2010 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 17-11-2010 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 17-11-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 1daful on 17-11-2010 11:57 AM
nice one

waitin 9ice have to do with this?
Posted: at 17-11-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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