If Heaven has voicemail

Date: 14-10-2008 5:38 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 14-10-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven. For English press 1 For French press 2 For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for thanksgiving Press 3 for complaints Press 4 for all others

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received, God be with you as you repent.

Posted: at 14-10-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- corah2 at 15-10-2008 12:58 PM (16 years ago)
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AH

person like me i know wetin 4 don happen 2 me
Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:58 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xbritaxxx at 21-10-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago)
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@ corah i feel u gurl...infact d line wud b everly busy considering how much sinners
Posted: at 21-10-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- oluwasanjo at 21-10-2008 07:15 PM (16 years ago)
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really the line will be too busy but remember God is omni everything so there will be no problem
Posted: at 21-10-2008 07:15 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- fecanth at 21-10-2008 08:30 PM (16 years ago)
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nice piece
Posted: at 21-10-2008 08:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- jovia4yeka at 27-10-2008 09:35 PM (16 years ago)
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this is serious and thanx young lady 4 the broadcast. it will be really difficult if heaven has voice mail. it is all telling us clearly to consider consequencies b/4 taken unreasoning actions. thanx babe!
Posted: at 27-10-2008 09:35 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 28-10-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago)
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na which network we go dey use ?
Posted: at 28-10-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sababy4eva at 18-05-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago)
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@frenzeecool_08 na "HTM" we go dey use.
Posted: at 18-05-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sababy4eva at 18-05-2011 04:58 PM (13 years ago)
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@frenzeecool_08 na "HTM" we go dey use.
Posted: at 18-05-2011 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- chicanorose at 18-05-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
dis is really cool and funny
poster more red oil to ur elbow
Posted: at 18-05-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-05-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago)
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poster more palm kernel oil to ur face to keep it shinny
Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Splendidndy at 18-05-2011 08:44 PM (13 years ago)
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WHERE WE FOR DEY TODAY IF JESUS NO DIE 4 US? Smiley
Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 18-05-2011 08:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Poster oya come answer question 4 hia
Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femilux at 19-05-2011 12:24 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 19-05-2011 12:24 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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