The bride tells her husband

Date: 07-10-2010 11:55 am (14 years ago) | Author: felix omokere
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- at 7-10-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 7-10-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- add12 at 7-10-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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funni  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-10-2010 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 7-10-2010 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll...Keep It up
Posted: at 7-10-2010 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 7-10-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 7-10-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-10-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago)
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posted so many times...
Posted: at 8-10-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 8-10-2010 01:41 AM (14 years ago)
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the guy do mistake
Him 4 tell am say them go imprison am tomorrow again so that the enjoyment continues.
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-10-2010 01:41 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- felixomosexy at 9-10-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago)
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it would av been life everlasting and the woman  will keep enjoying it ...................... abiooooooooooooo
Posted: at 9-10-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 9-10-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: felixomosexy on  9-10-2010 12:32 PM
it would av been life everlasting and the woman  will keep enjoying it ...................... abiooooooooooooo
it would have been so cool...if i am the man and you are the woman.."@poster
Posted: at 9-10-2010 02:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 9-10-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Fedeco... you dey dare girl?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?? olomi lo ma re oooo
Posted: at 9-10-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 11-10-2010 02:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  7-10-2010 03:03 PM
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll...Keep It up
u have not coment ur felow man like dis

Posted: at 11-10-2010 02:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 11-10-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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this one wey I comment na post.. no be goaty type
Posted: at 11-10-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 11-10-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: felixomosexy on  7-10-2010 11:55 AM
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Thumbs up
Posted: at 11-10-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 11-10-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Federico, did u want to be d man and i d woman? so dat mak we practice am 4 naija pals or u want mak wetin happen 150 yrs ago mak e repeat itself...............
Posted: at 11-10-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 11-10-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 11-10-2010 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dejilam at 11-10-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Love it Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 11-10-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-10-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 12-10-2010 04:57 AM (14 years ago)
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ur first joke beer...second one sex

how far na, wetin dey?
Posted: at 12-10-2010 04:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- preciousemma60 at 12-10-2010 08:48 AM (14 years ago)
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so what happen 150yr ago
Posted: at 12-10-2010 08:48 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- felixomosexy at 12-10-2010 09:07 AM (14 years ago)
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na e.. u want no, wetin happen too much.oooooooooooooo mak FEDERICO approval am first...... b4 i ill disclose wetin happen
Posted: at 12-10-2010 09:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- honeydropss at 12-10-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 12-10-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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