Saint John is dead

Date: 15-10-2008 11:52 am (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 15-10-2008 11:52 AM (16 years ago)
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A man came running into an office and shouted, "John! John! ur  daughter, Anna, just died in an accident opposite the building!" The man  in the office panicked. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through the  office window. When he got to the 14th floor on his headway down, he  remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he got to the  7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. And when he was about  to hit the ground he remembered

Posted: at 15-10-2008 11:52 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 15-10-2008 08:36 PM (16 years ago)
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what happened to the rest of the joke?
Posted: at 15-10-2008 08:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- toptee at 15-10-2008 09:29 PM (16 years ago)
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actually d rest is dt he remembered his name wasnt John........... lol very funny  stuff
Posted: at 15-10-2008 09:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- osituga at 16-10-2008 12:59 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-10-2008 12:59 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Franchise at 16-10-2008 01:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Man must b the stupidest guy in d world
Posted: at 16-10-2008 01:35 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- tosine4ril at 16-10-2008 02:12 AM (16 years ago)
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it is too dry
Posted: at 16-10-2008 02:12 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- sue4u at 16-10-2008 07:09 PM (16 years ago)
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dat is funny haha
he is dumb
Posted: at 16-10-2008 07:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 16-10-2008 08:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: tosine4ril on 16-10-2008 02:12 AM
it is too dry
bros are u trying to revenge? If you call this dry wetin dem go call your own?
Posted: at 16-10-2008 08:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 17-10-2008 12:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 16-10-2008 08:45 PM
Quote from: tosine4ril on 16-10-2008 02:12 AM
it is too dry
bros are u trying to revenge? If you call this dry wetin dem go call your own?

Haahaha he own na dry fish... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-10-2008 12:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-10-2008 11:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 17-10-2008 12:31 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 16-10-2008 08:45 PM
Quote from: tosine4ril on 16-10-2008 02:12 AM
it is too dry
bros are u trying to revenge? If you call this dry wetin dem go call your own?

Haahaha he own na dry fish... Grin Grin Grin
dry fish still get small moisture na. e own na kpanla stock fish. e dey pain the guy well well. sotay the guy no post another joke again. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-10-2008 11:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elizatops at 18-10-2008 04:31 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 17-10-2008 11:01 PM
Quote from: orezo on 17-10-2008 12:31 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 16-10-2008 08:45 PM
Quote from: tosine4ril on 16-10-2008 02:12 AM
it is too dry
bros are u trying to revenge? If you call this dry wetin dem go call your own?

Haahaha he own na dry fish... Grin Grin Grin
dry fish still get small moisture na. e own na kpanla stock fish. e dey pain the guy well well. sotay the guy no post another joke again. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

hahahahaha
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-10-2008 04:31 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Musiqxtreme at 19-10-2008 02:25 AM (16 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 19-10-2008 02:25 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kemp at 19-10-2008 02:32 AM (16 years ago)
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Ahaha...hehehe..d guy die 4 notin
Posted: at 19-10-2008 02:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 20-10-2008 12:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 17-10-2008 12:31 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 16-10-2008 08:45 PM
Quote from: tosine4ril on 16-10-2008 02:12 AM
it is too dry
bros are u trying to revenge? If you call this dry wetin dem go call your own?

Haahaha he own na dry fish... Grin Grin Grin
lol Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-10-2008 12:28 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- diran1475 at 20-10-2008 02:01 PM (16 years ago)
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dum fuk
Posted: at 20-10-2008 02:01 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bertona12 at 20-10-2008 02:05 PM (16 years ago)
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choked
Posted: at 20-10-2008 02:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 03:04 PM (16 years ago)
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lemme finished it up for her "And when he was about  to hit the ground he remembered his name was not John"
Posted: at 20-10-2008 03:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 03:05 PM (16 years ago)
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The lesson is don't ever over panick
Posted: at 20-10-2008 03:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-10-2008 12:37 PM (16 years ago)
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bad luck
Posted: at 29-10-2008 12:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 29-10-2008 02:46 PM (16 years ago)
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he swit well well. indomie no sweet reach am. who put gall blader. who be? na true ih own na dry fish.
Posted: at 29-10-2008 02:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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