What a mistake!

Date: 15-10-2008 12:02 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 15-10-2008 12:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look
at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "A*#S, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- peacetee at 15-10-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago)
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that was  Grin
Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 12:25 PM (16 years ago)
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charge him for manslaughter
Posted: at 15-10-2008 12:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 15-10-2008 01:15 PM (16 years ago)
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it true charge him with manslaughter
Posted: at 15-10-2008 01:15 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 23-09-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
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- 50scent at 23-09-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago)
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hello queen  Kiss
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- busma at 23-09-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago)
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