Impossible to Please

Date: 10-10-2010 1:07 am (14 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ
- at 10-10-2010 01:07 AM (14 years ago)
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Posted: at 10-10-2010 01:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- cannyangel at 10-10-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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true talk
Posted: at 10-10-2010 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Arabmoney2 at 10-10-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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gud talk
Posted: at 10-10-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 10-10-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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gud talk
Posted: at 10-10-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 10-10-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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gud talk
Posted: at 10-10-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 10-10-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice 1
Posted: at 10-10-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- preciousemma60 at 12-10-2010 09:27 AM (14 years ago)
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luv that
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- honeydropss at 12-10-2010 09:32 AM (14 years ago)
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dt goes to d men too
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- jeffrey4u at 12-10-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: soki4real on 10-10-2010 01:07 AM
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

gud 1
Posted: at 12-10-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 12-10-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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u talk well
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-10-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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i.c
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- Toinsauller at 13-10-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
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read it before  Tongue
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