Mr. or Mrs. Computer

Date: 15-10-2008 2:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: zika Angel
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- at 15-10-2008 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Is your computer male or female? As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or"She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a group of computerscientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as beingfemale. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:

1.  No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2.  The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.  The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going totell you".

4.  Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5.  As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were   male.  Their reasonsfollow:

1.  They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2.  They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

3.  As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4.  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5.  Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Posted: at 15-10-2008 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- rapaddict at 15-10-2008 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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ha ha ha, make e no be like say i no laff
Posted: at 15-10-2008 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rapaddict on 15-10-2008 03:42 PM
ha ha ha, make e no be like say i no laff
rapaddict you dey show yoursef well well oh. you no dey post any joke yet you dey do the job wey dem no dey pay you for and dem no go pay you-CRITICISM
Posted: at 15-10-2008 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- laolee at 15-10-2008 05:33 PM (15 years ago)
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aand am i supposed to laff at dis?
neexxxtttttttt!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 15-10-2008 05:33 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 15-10-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin man go do???
Posted: at 15-10-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olahsupo at 15-10-2008 05:47 PM (15 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-10-2008 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 06:05 PM (15 years ago)
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pls show the girl some love and encouragement. it ain't easy u know.
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 15-10-2008 06:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Na true sha....

Oya make we clap for her....

Kpa kpa, Kpa kpa kpa,,, Kpa for coolbabe4few Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 06:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 15-10-2008 06:20 PM
Na true sha....

Oya make we clap for her....

Kpa kpa, Kpa kpa kpa,,, Kpa for coolbabe4few Kiss Kiss Kiss
you dey encourage am abi you dey yab am? i believe u sha. i know say you no go yab am.
Posted: at 15-10-2008 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolbabe4few at 16-10-2008 11:20 AM (15 years ago)
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@ rapaddict and laolee
i just de try my best u hear. tell me which one wey you write wey the entire naija pals laff. try encourage.
Posted: at 16-10-2008 11:20 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- signalputte at 16-10-2008 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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Yu tri Babygal, keep up da gud spirit....
Posted: at 16-10-2008 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 07:25 PM (15 years ago)
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the thing dry to me, but surely not a bad effort
Posted: at 20-10-2008 07:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 7-01-2011 05:52 AM (13 years ago)
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mr and mrs poster
 Grin
Posted: at 7-01-2011 05:52 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 7-01-2011 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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skyppon no mind them
Posted: at 7-01-2011 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mugai4eva at 7-01-2011 03:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Mrs poster u dn't try Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-01-2011 03:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 7-01-2011 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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posta was posted anoda foolish, senseless, rubish, craziest n styless mrs computer.
ewooooo!!!!  i shame on ur behalf.
Posted: at 7-01-2011 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 7-01-2011 08:56 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 b4
Posted: at 7-01-2011 08:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2011 02:57 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on  7-01-2011 08:28 PM
posta was posted anoda foolish, senseless, rubish, craziest n styless mrs computer.
ewooooo!!!!  i shame on ur behalf.


hiohiohiohio
Posted: at 8-01-2011 02:57 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2011 03:00 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on  7-01-2011 02:23 PM
skyppon no mind them

ok my dear Kiss
Posted: at 8-01-2011 03:00 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 3000 at 9-01-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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HI ONE DAY A WOMAN IS IN A ROOM GOING 2 A PARTY SO SHE NEED A CAR 2 TAKE HER THERE SO SHE WAS ASK 2 CALL A CRAB AND SHE SAID A CRAB AND SHE RAIN WAY.......... Sad Sad Shocked Huh? Roll Eyes Embarrassed :'(
Posted: at 9-01-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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