What's the time to a pig

Date: 16-10-2010 12:46 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!" The farmer looked puzzled and replied, "What's time to a pig?"

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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 08:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-10-2010 08:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 16-10-2010 08:26 PM (13 years ago)
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i wan sign out
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- segxi at 16-10-2010 11:11 PM (13 years ago)
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 08:43 AM (13 years ago)
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- terryworld at 17-10-2010 10:31 AM (13 years ago)
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- Moshaden4real at 17-10-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago)
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SOOOOWE abeg no vex
Na mistake I make
Posted: at 17-10-2010 06:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 17-10-2010 08:13 PM (13 years ago)
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-10-2010 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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- terryworld at 19-10-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 17-10-2010 08:13 PM
make i follow dem sign out
abeg no follow,he go post another one abeg stay
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